Political Humor

I recently discovered this amazing political humor site. I googled conservative political humor, and it was the top result. I took a look around, and from what I’ve seen, Les James and Chris C, who apparently own and operate the site do an excellent job. In a comment on the recent Elena Kagan piece, “Mrs. T” said,

I propose an experiment. Print out what you write then show it to ten complete strangers, be sure to take full credit for your work and record the results.

I assure you Mrs. T, I am a complete stranger, and what is coming from the gaping hole that Les James calls a mouth is top quality politcal humor.

Senator Bendict Arlen Specter was defeated in the Democrat Primary by Congressman Joe Sestak. Back in April 2009 Specter switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats based on the premise that he would be more likely to get elected as a Democrat.

Oops. Hey Arlen, is that egg on your face?

Why, yes it is, Fiar. Eggs Benedict, in fact.

President Obama visited Youngstown, Ohio to act as Cheerleader in Chief for his Economic policies. He told the citizens of Ohio, where unemployment is hovering around 15%

“I think any fair-minded person would say that if we hadn’t acted, more people in the Mahoning Valley, more people in Ohio, and more people across America would be out of work today.”

Teleprompter, telepromter. Wherefore art thou Teleprompter?

That’s always a good tactic. Go to someone who has it bad and tell them how much worse they would be if not for your saving grace. Then again, that is a standard from the Democrat Playbook. When a policy isn’t showing any evidence of having any benefit at all whatsoever, just pull a claim out of your ass that things would be worse without your policy.

Obama’s language feels like if you crashed your car into someone, and then said, “What the Hell are you complaining about? If I hadn’t tapped the brakes, you could be dead. Don’t you see how indebted to me you are?”

Finally, the Internet is buzzing with controversy over pole dancing Miss USA Rima Fakih and her Muslim heritage. One headline I saw even asked if she qualifies as a real Muslim. I, for one, would like to see more pole dancing female Muslims.

It would be a big improvement over the ever fashionable full body Hefty Cinch Sacks. I think the dominant sect of Islam needs to be the St’rippah sect. Then there might be a lot less violence comitted by people of ambiguous religious and cultural heritage.

That’s all I have for now. I would like to thanks Les James and Chris C for allowing me to guest post on their site. I’m new to this whole political humor blogging thing, but I think It’s customary for me to beg for comments now.

It has been reported that Hillary Clinton plans to drop out of the Democrat Presidential Primary this weekend. She even plans to go so far as to endorse Barack Obama for President of all 58 states.

Now, I am not normally one to toot my own horn and claim that I am awesome, but I do think it’s pretty clear that the tipping point of the Obama campaign was our endorsement of Barack Obama for President.

Without our support, we would be announcing today that Hillary Clinton will soon be ordained as the baby eater in chief. I probably shouldn’t take all the credit, but I will anyway, because this is my political humor site, and I can. Dammit.

Humor-Blogs.com agrees that I am awesome.

• Harvey sums up the race with a picture.
• Scott Ott has a copy of Hillary Clinton’s concession speech and endorsement of Obama.
• The Nose on Your Face features a new TV show starring Obama.