Political Humor

A recent Rasmussen telephone poll revealed that 56% of voters “cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

The poll asked participants how they felt about Barack Obama’s recent controversial comment about “bitter Americans clinging to guns and religion.” 56% of respondents disagreed with Senator Obama’s statement about small town Americans.

The survey goes on to show that 25% of voters hate small town, gun clutching, bible thumping, xenophobes, and agreed with The Democrat Presidential frontrunner.

19% are not sure whether they hate more: America or foreigners.

In completely unrelated news, Barack Obama is trailing Senator Hillary Clinton by 20 points in the run up to the Pennsylvania Primary.

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Humor-Blogs.com has agreed to disagree.

Every week the 2008 Presidential campaign gets messier and messier.

Just when you think it will finally be over, along comes one of the two Democrats with some secret deal in their pocket, and a magical come-from-behind victory.

Now that’s political humor!

I wonder what part of her soul Hillary sold to win Texas. I wasn’t aware she had any left. I figured she blew through it already when she got the previous Super Tuesday win.

Hillary Clinton has to have done something, because running a campaign like it’s a Ringling Bros tour doesn’t get you elected.

Not like it was a big win either. They pretty much split the delegates, with Hillary getting a few more. In other words, Texas said they liked Clinton a little more than Obama. I remember trying that line out when two girls liked me at the same time in high school…

Me: “I like you a little more than her.”

Girl: “And I’d like it a little more if you didn’t make me feel so mediocre, asshole.”

Not only was it a wishy-washy vote, but Texas picked a white woman with a shady background over a black man with a shady background. Where is Al Sharpton when you need him?

Things aren’t any less complicated on the Right either

Yes, Republicans. You get to have Frankencain as your choice for President. But what if -, God forbid – he dies, or has a debilitating stroke or something?

Then by law, the delegates’ votes would have to be decided among the remaining candidates.

“But Chris, everyone but John McCain has dropped out”.

Not so fast there, buddy.

Ron Paul! has not officially quit. If Frankencain doesn’t make it to the convention, Ron Paul! and his crazy zealot fan base wins the nomination.

Not scared yet?

Like each worsening installment of Friday the 13th, one man resurrects his Presidential ambitions every four years while actually accomplishing less each time. One man threatens us with an election campaign more boring than Steve Forbes or Al Keyes.

One man spends every four years trying to drum up subscriptions for Consumer Reports.

Look out America, he has returned!

Chris Cameron’s odd and satirical views on politics appear here every Thursday. You can also read his strange and sometimes angry blog posts at Angry Seafood.

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Barack Obama is leading Hillary Clinton in the Democrat Primary. I already indicated that this is clearly because of our own endorsement of Obama. But what was not known yet was just how influential this site had really become.

Rush Limbaugh Endorses Barack Obama

Long-time regular reader of Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty, Rush Limbaugh, announced his endorsement of Barack Obama today at the beginning of his radio broadcast. Thanks to our endorsement of Barack Obama for President, it looks like we may really get some change in the 2008 Presidential election.

I just hope Rush didn’t injure himself trying to run and catch up to the Bandwagon. Now there will be even more funny Barack Obama parody songs.

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