Political Humor

Yesterday, the Obama Regime’s Energy Minister Stephen Chu floated an interesting idea for addressing a warming planet, despite the fact the Earth is more on the lukewarming side:

“US Energy Secretary Steven Chu said Tuesday the Obama administration wanted to paint roofs an energy-reflecting white, as he took part in a climate change symposium in London.”

Did DuPont lobby for that one?

The suggestion also includes roads too. Yeah, that is a great idea having road surfaces be adverse to absorbing heat, especially in places where there is snow and ice in the winter.

But the idea of spreading soot on the Artic ice when the world was naturally cooling thirty years ago was insane right?

It would not have been insane if some company backed the idea with campaign contributions however.

With that said here are some more great ideas for thwarting Climate Change.

Feed Cows Beano

The Global Warming scientists say we should be as concerned about methane, a miniscule greenhouse gas, as we are about CO2, the other very-minor gas.

And what animal produces a lot of methane?

Cows.

To combat this problem GlaxoSmithKline, maker of Beano will lobby the government to provide the product to our nation’s dairy farmers.

Ban Chain Restaurants

They use a crapload of electricity and natural gas, not to mention water. They have the daily carbon footprint of ten million Hummers idling in a parking lot for a year.

What? You say it will put millions of people out of work?

No problem. They can just collect the extended unemployment benefits Obama passed a few months ago.

They can also go work for all the supermarkets that lobbied to put the chains out of business, all for a good cause of course.

The environment.

No More Whipped Cream Cans

Since Nitrous Oxide is considered a Greenhouse gas we must stop the propellant from being used in whipped cream cans as well as college parties.

Sea levels will rise if we don’t.

Kraft has stepped in with their green alternative Cool Whip and plenty of campaign funds for the Democrats.

These are just a few of the many things our companies could do to help stave off Global Warming, I mean Climate Change. What corporations or industries do you think could offer some planet-saving ideas?

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Chris Cameron writes this weekly column as well as Political Humor Quick Hits here at Radioactive Liberty. You can also read funny but odd posts at his own humor blog Angry Seafood.