Political Humor

Welcome to Obama Care. Any day now you’ll be able to walk into a doctor’s office, health clinic, or hospital, and receive absolutely free medical treatment.

Huh? Come -on, I’m trying to write here. What? Are you sure? Well, alright.

I guess I was wrong. In about four years, you’ll be able to get free… Hang on.

What now? You got to stop interrupting. Really?

I’m wrong again. You’ll only receive free health care, if you don’t pay into the tax system. Everyone else is going to get soaked.

Do I have that right at least? No? Oh, okay, but this is the last time.

If you pay nothing in income tax , AND you don’t drive a car, don’t pay electric bills, or make any purchases what so ever, Then you might get free health care.

Yeah thanks for your “valuable” input . Just shut-up and let me tell this will you?

No, not you… Fiar. Have you wondered where he’s been? I’ll tell you. He’s been bugging the hell out of me while I trying to write this post, that’s where.

What? No you can’t watch pay per view porn on my TV. Yeah, I know there’s no more beer or cheese puffs, you saw to that. Don’t blow your nose on the curtains!

Sorry. Look, the point I’m trying to make is…

Holy crap, show tunes? I don’t care if it’s  punk covers, it’s still show tunes. Next you’re going to tell me you blog about wedding dresses.

I apologize… again.  Looks like I won’t be able to give you my usual spot-on analysis this week.  But I will part with this: Obama Care, Cap and Trade, a Value Added Tax and higher income taxes vs The Thing that Won’t Leave. I’m not sure which is worse.

Ahhh! What crawled up your butt and died? Don’t sit there laughing. It’s not funny…

There. I told you, you’d regret  putting your picture up for me to copy and paste.

I own some blogs here and there. Sometimes I even post.

The creator of this fine blog, FIAR is missing. He was last seen publishing The One Trillion Dollar Obama Health Care Plan post and commenting on another post on February 22, 2010.

Since then he has been awol from the blogosphere or whatever the hell you call it these days.

Maybe he got that late night talk show he has always dreamed of?

Or perhaps he went to Hollywood and got cast in a film?

Even Barack Obama is worried.

Why our President is so concerned is beyond me. Maybe Obama secretly likes to read conservative political humor blogs. No matter the reason, it is touching that he would help us by checking under his couch.

He’s a liberal, we’ll give him an A for effort.

And it looks like you’ve found your special bucket. Now can I please get some helping in finding Fiar?

Thanks. You are a big help as always. Did Biden give you that idea?

So where is Fiar? Leave your theories in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/reporter for Radioactive Liberty and also the author of his own blog about everything, Angry Seafood.