Political Humor

Barack Obama is ready to lead all 58 states out of the current financial crisis. With John McCain vowing to suspend his campaign until a bailout bill, an unidentified reporter asked Obama:

“Do you plan on attending the debate Friday? And is Senator McCain playing politics with this by saying he would not go to the debate?”

Anxious to take the nation’s top position for the next 8-10 years, Obama responded:

It’s my belief that this is exactly the time when the American people need to hear from the person who in approximately 40 days will be responsible for dealing with this mess. And I think that it is, uh, it is going to be part of the president’s job to deal with more than one thing at once.

He was then asked if he would stay on the campaign trail or head back to Washington DC to vote “present” on the bill. Obama geared up into superhuman superhero mode and replied:

If I can be helpful, then I am prepared to be anywhere, any time. If you need us, if I can be helpful, I am prepared to be there at any point. Presidents are going to have to deal with more than one thing at a time. Uh, it’s not necessary for us to think that, uh, we can only do one thing, uh, and suspend everything else.

Barack Obama can do more than one thing at a time

• He can send an email telling reporters the number of houses he owns.
• He can lift his arms above his head while reading from a teleprompter.
• He can assume the Presidency on election day while suspending the US Constitution… From his ears!
• He can protect women from being punished with a baby while putting lipstick on a pig.
• He can save the country from financial crisis while denying knowledge of his America hating, race baiting, terrorist friends.

Is there anything Barack Obama can’t do?

Other than speak coherently without the support of a teleprompter.

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What other amazing things can Super Obama do simultaneously?

Original image credit Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C. by Phillip Ritz This conservative political humor has been brought to you by Radioactive Liberty.