Political Humor

For any newcomers, the flame war parody is a weekly feature of this political humor blog, during which we argue over nonsensical topics with a fervent passion. To date, I have not yet figured out how that is different from the heated political discussions during the rest of the week.

This week, we delve into the topic of the feminization of men. No spell check, I did not mean “desalinization” or “fraternization.”

Which is more of an affront to masculinity: The man purse, or the man carrying one?

Discuss.

With the AFC and NFC Championship games being played today, I thought it would be appropriate to swerve this week’s flame war parody into the realm of the NFL. One thing that always bothers me is people that throw their little hissy fits over this and that being so unfair. Wah! Where’s my binky? That brings us to the question -

Which is the more pathetic sissy Liberal whining about the playoffs: Boo hoo, The Indianapolis Colts didn’t get to touch the ball in overtime, never mind the fact that they didn’t do a damn thing for the entire last quarter and a half except blow their lead and self destruct, OR Wah, wah the New England Patriots didn’t make the playoffs and the inferior San Diego Chargers did because the playoff format is so unfair?

Discuss.

For some reason, auto insurance companies seem to have some of the most unbearable commercials on television. I guess they hire insurance agents to craft the ads instead of hiring advertising agencies. Today, we discuss the worst ad campaigns. I can recall from memory.

As with all other flame war parody topics, you will be required to feverishly defend your unreasonable opinion.

Which is the more idiotic ad campaign for car insurance: The Progressive “supermarket,” or the Geico money watching you?

Discuss.