Political Humor

Last year I didn’t throw a New Year’s Eve Party. The reason was, I couldn’t find anyone I wanted to attend. Not a problem this year.

I’m inviting ALL the Fox Tops from the Fox News Talent Farm (I’ve heard they grow them there). The reason’s simple,  I like watching Fox News. It’s stimulating.

The Boobs at Fox

I’m kinda tired of hearing moonbats and Socialist slamming the good folks there. They’ve been called every name in the book -and some I expect that were made-up.

But you don’t have to watch Fox. You’ve got multiple choices for finding out what’s happening out in the world.

You can either get your “news” and Democrat Talking Points from the brain dead Obamaites at MSNBC, CBS, CNN, NBC, HuffPo, The Daily Show, ABC, NPR, etc -where they are boobs, OR you can get honest opinion and unbiased hard news from great looking, intelligent, perky women with boobs. Humm…

Sexist? Damn straight. No way do I  want to look at man boobs.

Fair and Balanced

These fair maidens look, ah… balanced to me.

OK ladies, I’m waiting for you to R.S.V.P.. Pardon my French.

Hope my wife doesn’t mind too much.

Note: None of the lovely cleavage in the above image was Photoshopped.

Right Wing Devils Made Me Do It

Limbaugh: “We’re taking a twenty-one hour break. But we’ll be back tomorrow on Open Line Friday.”

Les: “We’ll enough life altering wisdom for today. I’ve got to get some writing done. If miss my deadline, Fiar will beat me like his pet hippie. Man it’s getting harder and harder to come up with satire when the whole government is satire already.”

Limbaugh: “So what did you think of today’s show?”

Les: “Huh, I thought I turned the radio off.”

Limbaugh: “You did.”

Les: “Very funny joke, Rush. Come on, we both know that you use Radioactive Liberty for show prep. Trying to get back at me? So where’s the speaker?”

Limbaugh: “I’m the speaker. Your guiding light in times of tumult…”

Les: “Yeah, yeah, whatever you say. Okay, how are you doing this? You got a Ditto Cam in here or what?”

Limbaugh: “No, no Ditto Cam, no EIB microphone. I’m in your head.”

Les: : “What?”

Limbaugh: “I’m in your head. Actually, I’m stuck in here.”

Les: “What do you mean you’re stuck?”

Limbaugh: “Just that. Like a song that you can’t get rid of. Stuck.”

Les: “Okay I’ll play along, how’d you get stuck in my head?”

Limbaugh: “You invited us in by listening to AM talk radio and watching Fox News. In a way, it’s your doing, not ours.”

Les: “Us? Ours? Who else is in there?”

Rivera: “Chris Wallace and I are getting sick and tired of being lumped in with all of you radical conservative rabble-rouser’s at Fox. So we’re going to sit over here and shake our heads a lot.”

Les: “Huh?”

Hannity: “You’re a Great American, Les.”

Les: “Sean? What the… As much as I love you guys, you, Mike Wallace, Geraldo and Rush need to go… now! Leave me alone.”

Hannity: “Can’t. We’re on a mission.”

Les: “What the hell do you mean you’re on a mission? It’s my head and I don’t want you in there. Go away!”

Coulter: “We aren’t leaving Les. Just get use to it. Michelle Malkin and I are actually enjoying being in your head. I’m starting to see where you come up with all of those Photoshop ideas. You’re a twisted little pup, aren’t you? By the way those Palin Pin-ups are hilarious. And…if you’d like… I’ll send you some pictures of me that don’t need to be Photoshoped, if you know what I’m saying.”

Les: “I…ah…”

Malkin: “Hey, Ann, come see what I just found in repressed memories. This one goes back to when he was seventeen and there was this girl who..”

Les: “Whoa! Stay out of there! That’s embarrassing stuff. Now all of you, go away!”

Beck: “Okay guys, I’ve got a big clown shoe. Say the word and I’ll give his cerebellum a good whack with it, and we’ll get on with the possession.”

Les: “Possession? Put the clown shoe down, Glenn. Do you hear me? Don’t you go anywhere near my…

Hannity: “Les? Les? Can you hear me?”

Les: “Yes, Sean.”

Hannity: “Good. Now this is very important.”

Les: “Yes, Sean. Very important.”

Hannity: “I want you to buy a Brooks Brothers suit. There’s a large, black SUV waiting for you in front of your house. Get in. They’ll take you to get fitted.

Les: “Yes, Sean. Brooks Brothers suit.”

Limbaugh: “Then you need to get on a bus to Pittsburgh. It’s a charter. I’m paying for it as well as the suit, so don’t worry about the cost.”

Les: “Get on the bus.”

Beck: “And when you arrive, look out for the clowns!”

Coulter: “Enough already with the clowns, Glenn. Now Les, when you get to Pennsylvania, goose step along with other people from the bus to a Town Hall meeting. The subject will be about anything but health care reform.”

Limbaugh: “You are to be part of a well dressed, but unruly, angry and possibly rabid, Republican Backed Mob. There’s going to be a Democrat Senator speaking that needs heckling. Oh, and if anybody ask, you were sent there by an insurance company.”

Les: “Yes. Masters.”

Washington, DC (AP) The Obama Administration has filed in a District Of Columbia Court for divorce. This comes on the heels of a trial separation that began just hours after the country’s first black President was sworn-in.

“This marriage has been on the rocks for sometime. It just isn’t working for us,” said David Alexrod, Presidential teleprompter text loading guru. “We’ve tried to work things out, but sometimes you just got to make a clean break, a start fresh.” Axlerod continued.

Right wing pundits were quick to point-out that they thought this was inevitable. “I predicted six months ago this would be the case,” stated the over-rated conservative hate-monger and Fox News propagandist, Sean Hannity. “It’s not in the liberal’s make-up to be joined like that. They just don’t have the same sense of commitment as conservatives.”

When asked about Hannity’s statement, Axlerod said, “No one should bother listening to that big, fat liar. Everyone knows that Fox is only interested in criticizing the Obama Administration. We didn’t even know it would go this far until a few weeks ago.” He rolled his eyes and then said, “What, does he have a crystal ball?” Axlerod went on to explain the administration was sighting “irreconcilably difference” as the reason for seeking this action.

“I guess we underestimated the situation. We’ve been doing that a lot lately,” said VP Joe Biden.

The other party is not expected to contest, and according to inside sources, the Obama Administration’s divorcement from reality should be finalized within ninety days. Reality could not be reached for comment, but is thought to be on vacation with Common Sense.

This is week three of the Limbaugh Challenge. We’ve not heard a word from him. Come-on Rush, just drop us an email if nothing else. It’s all right to admit you read Radioactive Liberty.