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The #1 Ranked Conservative Humor and Satire site in the entire world has been hacked. A few weeks ago if you tried to comment on my posts, you would be redirected to a 404 page. This should never happen. We fixed this issue by deleting my profile and creating another. That worked for short time, then it occurred again. It isn’t happening to FIAR or Chris C, just me. Coincidence? I think not.

I’ve gotten under someone’s skin. Gee, who’d have ever thunk?

Not to worry. We’ve fixed this again, and continue the open dialog of Free Speech we all enjoy here. We’ve always welcomed your comments, regardless of your views. There’s only been one instance that anyone’s comment has ever been deleted. That pervert crossed the line.

Whomever has hacked us, has arrogantly decided their opinion -of not expressing a written opinion or allowing yours- trumps everyone else’s. This moron doesn’t want you to be heard. I’m still posting.

Well, I’ve got something to say to you: Who the Hell do you think you are, you small-time censor? Fuck you.

I thought I’d feel a lot better after that, but I only feel a little better. I think I know what will fix it.

Let’s start with this: If your feet were on fire, I’d piss on your head, so it flows to the flames. This is my idea of Trickle-Down, you small-minded, chicken shit socialist.

Do the world a favor. Put down the veggie burger and your copy of Tree Spiker quarterly, grab-up a length of hemp rope, then take-up auto-erotic asphyxia… using a high bridge. You probably won’t do it, since maggots like you typically have very tiny, non-functional equipment, and think sex is sucking on the Nanny State’s teat.

You freedom hating, low-life, egotistical coward. You temporarily cut-off the one way you could face me, making you an emotionally unstable Pussy, and a prime example of why contraception needs to be taken more seriously. If you ask your parents, I’ll bet you’d find they didn’t even want you.

All that aside, thanks for showing us (one more time) what Far Left Loons are really like.

Go tell all your dope-smoking, Brown Shirt wannabe friends you got a reaction. Then they’ll all Goose Step here to gloat. All you’ll accomplish is driving-up our already phenomenal number of hits. In the end, I win. I hope you’re happy, because I am.

Oh, and one more thing… Fuck You.

I do feel better.

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Les at comments, Radioactive Liberty

Here we go again. FIAR has tried everything in his considerable power to fix the comment issue. Funny how it’s only me. I smell a conspiracy. A big, fat, we’ve been hacked by black helicopter pilots, conspiracy.  No, not black pilots, black helicopters. We’ll keep trying.

New Bill of Rights (Supersedes the Old Bill of Rights. They were kind of dusty and inflexible.)

You have the Right to Remain Silent. If you give up that Right and exercise Free Speech, you can and will be taxed on a progressive scale.

You have the Right to Keep and Bear Arms. If you can’t afford a firearm, one will be provided to you. Low Income Minorities can obtain loaded Saturday Night Specials at One Stop locations where they currently receive welfare checks, free legal aid, no cost abortions, voter registration, clean needles and food stamps. Repealed by Executive Order 16237

You have the Right to Health Care. If you chose not to exercise that Right, you will be subject to fines and imprisonment. While in prison, you will be forced to use better Health Care than available to the general public.

You have the Right to Life. If you are a Fetus, Elderly, or a Burden on Society, you are exempt from this Right.

You have the Right to Liberty. If you… Never mind, you already gave up that Right.

You have a Right to Pursue Happiness. If you are not happy, you will be prescribed medication to ensure your Happiness.

Do you understand these Rights as President Obama wrote them?

The New Bill of Rights are wholly owned by Obama Red Inc, and are subject to change without notice. No guarantee of actual rights are expressed or implied.

Stupid Question of the Day: Miranda Rights

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?”

Stupid Question: If I’m arrested, don’t remain silent, and then charges are dropped (because of course, I was innocent), have my Miranda Rights been violated, since they didn’t use what I said “against” me “in a court of law”?