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Nauseating Libya Spin

Put on the hip waders and grab hold of reality before jumping into the vortex of the 24/7 news cycle. Watching the unending stream of “experts”, politicians, and commentators talking about Libya is down right dizzying.

So choke back the rising bile and plant a foot on the floor to keep your seat from spinning. This Danteland, Mad Tea Party ride is far from over.

No Kool-Aid Tinted Glasses Here

Fortunately, I can clearly see through the Obama’s Kinetic Military Action in Libya is necessary and nice, verbal barrage of the MSM, RINOs, Dems and folks who should know better -Bill O’Reilly.

While not all on the Left sees eye to eye, certainly enough are for them to declare a policy consensus, if not Mission Accomplished. Just watch. The RINO and Democrat heretics who don’t support the War Lord will soon be branded as anti-Islamic racist and Kinetic Humanitarian Action deniers. It’s too late for the rest of us.

Reading into the Libs’ comments I find, Muslims killing other Muslims is alright, witness Bahrain, Syria, Iran, Yemen, etc.

Alright that is:

• as long as we don’t get involved

• don’t have an election coming up

• don’t have an incumbent President with really saggy pole numbers

Except all of the above apply.

So Kinetic Military Action -humanely bombing people to save lives- is being used as Political Botox and if lucky, a boob job and butt lift.

The Electioneering Humanitarian Spin on Libya goes like this: blowing-up Muslims we don’t like is actually helping them, and the environment.

Think of it as mercy killings. They’re suffering, but just don’t know it. While breathing, they can potentially burden a struggling emergency health care system. Or worse, they may injure radical Islamic Rebels.

Bottom Line: Carbon footprints are really hard to make when you no longer walk the earth.

Bombing is EcoFriendly

Explosions loosen the soil, infusing iron and other tract elements, and allowing better aeration. An added plus is if living mater is simultaneously dispersed into the ground. This fertile soil will lead to green sprouty things -giving an arid wasteland a nice Palm Springs appeal.

These plants grow and suck-up the excess CO2 from developed nations’ emissions, saving the planet!

With Obama taking a seat in the back of the U.N. short bus, it can’t be too long before America goes under it. Liberals, Progressives, Socialist, and Communist of the world rejoice!

Now the Canadians are in charge, so you know repeated, aerial soil tilling (like on Gaddafi’s compound or command posts, when we’re not interested in regime change), has to be good for the earth.

You see, War (Oops, I mean Kinetic Military Action) is green! Qaddafi should be thanking us!

I think I’m a little ahead of the curve on this one, but suspect you’ll be hearing this as Democrat Talking Points in the next few days.

[Once Again: The day after Chris posted a pic as Obama with an Indian headdress and used 'headdress' in his post, Rush Limbaugh mentions headdress. Just one more example, in a long line of 'coincidences'. Come-on Rush, someone there at E.I.B. has been reading Radioactive Liberty for a long time now. When are you going to admit we're part of your show prep?

Thanks to IOTW and Michelle Malkin, the most recent blogs to link back to RL when they used my photoshopped images. These two, and several others, give credit where credit is truely appreciated. ]

Drop Your Bombs Between The Minarets

Why are we in Libya? Hillary says it’s because of “…everything from oil to immigration…”

It came out this weekend on Meet the Press, Hillary believes we need to help-out the Italians and Spanish to keep boatloads of illegal Libyan aliens out of their countries.  Seems Khadafi doesn’t speak those languages, but apparently Qaddafi does speaks Tomahawk.

Well, the Italian language is close to Spanish, and the Castillian Spanish of Spain is very, very close to Mexican Spanish, so…

Kadafi don’t like it. Thinks it’s not kosher.

Leaked from tonight’s teleprompter excuses about Libya.

Obama: “It’s not my fault. I thought Hillary said she wanted a tax on Gadhafi, not attacks. I was all for a tax.“

Obama, Doggie Style

Reminiscent of the mythical Sirens, Hillary screeches, with her back-up singers, Samantha Power and Susan Rice, and Obama cowers, tail tucked between his legs. He’s turned into Hawkhen Hillary’s lap dog. Nice doggie. Roll-over. Play dead.

I’m sorry about the various spellings of the Libyan Dictator’s name. There isn’t universal consensus on this, like there is on Global Warming.

HEAD UP ASS! DOWN WITH PEOPLE!

We’re witnessing the usual suspects tactically advancing their favorite lame causes, by storming the ravaged beachhead of tragedy in Japan. Most of the familiar hairshirted windsacks predictably assaulted ‘guilty’ industries and politicians, wasting no opportunity to exploit this crisis.

The weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth is a sight, and sound, to behold -coming from the Left, not the Japaneses, who are holding-up heroically. The only things missing are sackcloth and self-flatulation, I meant self-flagellation. Scratch that…go with first choice.

These power-hungry, Save the Earth, NIMBY,whack job’s claims are predicated on the absurd notion that oil is bad, coal is bad, natural gas is fracking bad and nuclear is down right Evil. Then again, hydro-electric is harmful to fish. Cutting down trees is plain wrong. Windmills are terrible for birds. Solar uses too much ground water, or worse uses ammonia. For them, the only safe alternative is no alternative.

Bottom line, Envior-mentals blame people for all the ills of the earth. We’re not safe because of this invasive species. Oh woe is us.

Remove head. Clean out ears. Listen.

Crawl out from under your rock Patrick , and get a clue. Life itself is a disease. Your father passed half of it on to your mother. They’ve got Polaroids to prove it.

My guess is, you’ve gone to great lengths to prevent the spread of the deleterious side-effects of sex.

Am I being too subtle for you?  OK, try this: you’ve engaged in “safe” sex. If you require further information on this subject, ask Bill Clinton.

Wait a second …blue dress …scratch that too.

Even “safe” sex isn’t completely safe. Nothing in this world is totally safe. Life certainly isn’t safe. It’s going to end you, your friends and your family. Now there’s a happy thought. Place that next to the dread of finding those pictures of mommy and daddy.

Actually, I like being a person in this modern, medically and technologically advanced age, but if you don’t, I’ve got an idea of what you can do about it. Oh BTW, my parents were professional photographers.

It’s called, Boycott.

1. Boycott every industry you think is harmful, in ANY WAY  to the planet’s or your well-being. List all of those that are beneficial, i.e. uses none of those products from industries you abhor. Damn short list, huh?

2. Boycott future generations. That’s right, you’re already doing that. Often soon after they’ve started.

3. Boycott life.  Take a positive step in the right direction by personally not further adding to the planet’s woes.

Am I being too subtle for you again?  OK, try this: engage in “safe” remediation, or recall. If you require further information on this subject, ask Doctor Kevorkian.

I’d like to dedicate this post to Dee Are. Thanks for the inspiration. Hope to hear from you soon. Hugs and Kisses (unless you’re a “Dee”, like in Dee Snider…yuck! Then a handshake will do.) your friend, Les.