Political Humor

If you’re a Democrat.

I don’t believe in that kooky 2012 Mayan Calendar crap.

Why not follow the lead of your Yellow Dog Democrat colleagues in Wisconsin and leave now?

Libyan Thug, Col. Muammar Kadafi or Quaddafi or Gadhafi or however you spell his name*, is not going down without a fight. This is very much in keeping with the violent habits of the North African Red Ass Monkey. Threatened by a massive public drug problem and bin Laden, it remains to be seen if extinction in Libya is imminent.

Known for its strong territorial instincts and willingness to kill its own, the primate roams far from North Africa, and has established itself throughout the world. While the Red Ass Monkey’s very existence is currently threatened in North Africa and the Middle East, they are thriving in Asia and South America.

The Ass Monkey has successfully bred with their close cousin, the North American Ass Clown. This mating produces a mangy creature that runs at the first sign of possible defeat. Fourteen of these progressive crossbreeds were recently seen fleeing from Wisconsin, into neighboring Illinois.

* Obama’s teleprompter can’t spell it either, which explains why the President won’t mention his name. Mubarak was easy to spell -it’s phonetic.

In a typical, rambling news release today, Iranian President Achmeddinnerjacket, stated despite how good she would look in a harem, he was still offended by Hillary’s recent statement concerning Iran. ” She is a woman and knows not of which she speaks. Dissent is unpatriotic“, he proclaimed.

He went on to condemn former President George W. Bush for the uprising in his country, Egypt, and much of the Middle East. “Initially we supported the fall of Mubarak, but now we see the truth”, he said.

“No one”, Achmeddinnerjacket said, “with a name like Barack Hussein Obama would do such a thing. It is that Satan, Bush.  Of this I am sure”. He continued with,”I throw a shoe at my life sized poster of him.”

Achmeddinnerjacket then babbled on about his country’s nuclear program. “It is for peaceful purposes. It is to light our young and most holy film industry”, he stated.

I’d like to see Michael Moore sue those guys.