Political Humor

The Never Ending Story … of Barack’s Birth Certificate

It’s like watching one of those really bad movies that should never have been made. The original plot line was thin, predictable and the acting terrible. Now we’re subjected to the umteenth sequel. In the latest offering, Gov. Neil Abercrombie can’t produce a simple piece of paper. Oh, and his close friend Mike Evans can’t remember what he heard, or didn’t hear, or thought he heard or… Please find the Birth Certificate so we can focus on something important, like Barry’s pooch, Bo. In the New Age of Civility, I thought this spoof poster of a well-known movie was perfect.

A parting thought, Barack Obama -BO. Barry Soetoro -priceless.

It’s Christmas Time again. Those of you have been with us for a while, know that means the planet’s best and highest ranked Conservative Political Humor and Satire site, Radioactive Liberty, has great gift ideas for you.

This year’s hottest movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is great if you’re a kid, but nothing says stuff-it to a right-wing political aficionado quite like whining  liberal partisans.

So if you’re going to shove items into stockings this holiday season, the only things better than incriminating classified documents about the Clintons, is all eight Harry Reid movies, from Radioactive Liberty Productions -a subsidiary of RL Gear.

The Harry Reid Saga

The Hogwash School of Political Theory is divided into four houses, Reagan, Rino, Blue Dog and Socialist. Witness the maniacal joy on the face of young Harry Reid when he’s sorted into Socialist House. There he meets a young woman, who is unable to change her facial expression.

Years later, they both become powerful, evil practitioners of the Dark Political Arts. They gather around themselves like-minded minions, bent on subjugation and domination.

Their plans seem unstoppable, when Sarah, the Sexy Sorceress of the North uses an ancient herbal drink -lightly sweetened with sugar and served hot- to change the Wicked Witch of Bay from the Speaker of her House, to a common house elf.

A war begins. Both side take casualties. The Blue Dogs are wiped out and the Rinos are cut in number.

Many of the Cold Enchanter’s minions a defeated in battle, but yet she remains defiant, and swears vengeance upon the Hot Lady. Harry Reid also suffers losses, and is furious, as he sees his powerful hold on the nation slowly draining away.

Harry tries every nasty trick he’s ever learned, but the Powers of Niceness are immune to his magical machinations. He resorts to Backdoor Persuasion.

When even this maneuver fails, Harry Reid enlist the aid of the Half-Black Pres, only to find that he will only serve his own interest. Harry feels betrayed, lost and all but alone. Only Harry’s hatred keeps him from retreating to his desert domain.

As time runs out the question becomes, can Harry Reid manipulate the Chosen One to do his will? Or will they all be cast into the Well of Obscurity?

Find out what happens to He Who Should Not Be and the Wicked Bitch of the Way…er, ah, Witch of the Bay. Order your set of the Harry Reid saga, today.

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Merry Christmas

President Obama voluntary bent over and grabbed his ankles in front of Republicans last night. Sounds like the minority party -who according to Dems and Obama himself, held him hostage and had to be negotiated with like terrorist-  launched a massive heat-seeking, moisture missile into his shorts.

Looks like the Commander in Chief took one for the team. Problem is, the team doesn’t seem to appreciate his bi-partisan approach. Better get use to the feeling, that was just the first one to arrive in a salvo.

So the rich will get richer, and Obama will get blamed. Win, win, if you ask me. N0w, even I can keep more of my ill gotten gains in the form of a non-existent Tax Break.

Lookin’ a little green there, dude.  What? If  Jon Stewart can call him that…