Political Humor

Maybe Harold Camping was right. From where I stand the craziness signals the end of the world.

(And I thought it was bad the first and second time I asked the question.)

There is, for starters the most-interesting timing award, which goes to Barack Obama for claiming the pre-1967 borders were the starting point for Isreal-Palestinian peace talks.

Always good to whip out that kind of talk during the same week the media is all over an end-of-the-world prediction. Then we hear about Iran and their testing of nuke trigger devices.

This is the same country that thinks black magic and genies are influencing their politics.

We have male reporters attempting to lactate to spice up a story on the topic. And by spice I mean confessions:

It was strange to apply a breast pump for the first time. My nipples aren’t accustomed to regular stimulation, and though I felt like I was defying the natural order, pumping was surprisingly pleasant. Nipples are filled with nerve endings, after all, and the gentle upward tug of the pump was both comforting and erotic.

The end of the world sometimes means throwing up in one’s own mouth, by the way.

People are hiding the gender of their children for fear of some kind of stigma. Or something.

“We’ve decided not to share Storm’s sex for now–a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a stand up to what the world could become in Storm’s lifetime (a more progressive place? …),” it said.

That’s right. They’re not saying whether Storm is a boy or a girl…

…”In fact, in not telling the gender of my precious baby, I am saying to the world, ‘Please can you just let Storm discover for him/herself what s (he) wants to be?!.” she wrote in an email.

Coming soon to the 2020 US Census: a box to check off non-gender. End of the world? Maybe. Another label for people who hate labels? Yes.

NPR is actually concerned about perceived bias after taking George Soros’ money last year.

So is the world ending? I don’t know. But these are interesting times. And by interesting I mean effed up.

Sprouting from the roots of the weed that is Move On and funded by George Soros comes the newest liberal political action committee, Move Along and their latest campaign “Nothing To See Here”

Barack Obama got us involved in an unnecessary war for oil for Europe.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Some of the rebels in Libya have ties to Al Qaeda.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

GE made billions in profits and not only paid no taxes but also got a tax credit. And their CEO has a job in the Obama Administration.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Obama told Brazil to drill baby drill, advice that would help George Soros, who has a major stake in Petrobas and stands to benefit. But we can’t drill our own oil.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Not only are we not closing Gitmo but we are trying war criminals there.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

CBS and Washington Post got government subsidies.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Just in time for the holidays, and loosely based on a Disney classic, Fascistasia: The Soros Apprentice is a short series of  Photoshoped images. They are designed to invoke the spirit of giving President Obama and Congress have decided we deserve.