Political Humor

Recently there’s been speculation that President Obama is -in many ways- presiding over Bush’s Third Term.

Why is this happening? It may be Obama is taking male enhancement products. Or maybe he’s just going through puberty. Does this mean he’ll stop whining like a spoiled child, who’s never been told no? Probably not.

Whatever the reason, today you may even hear him say “Mission Accomplished”, when signing the extension to the Bush Tax Cuts.

Who knew when the Dems were running against George W.  in 2008, and this year, they were really running against Barack Hussein?

Since the media thought he turned Texan, it’s no wonder there was no up-roar and out-rage when Democrat members of the House dropped the F Bomb and called him everything but white. Is that racist?

Hey everyone, Obama had a revelation about the failed Christmas Day terrorist attack:

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday it appeared the man suspected of trying to bomb a Detroit-bound plane on Christmas was a member of al Qaeda and had been trained and equipped by the Islamic militant network.

Did he have his epiphany on the 12th or 14th hole?

I’m also wondering how he found the time to come up with this amazing deduction. He has been so busy on his vacation playing golf, snorkeling, playing more golf, taking the kids out for shaved ice, then playing even more golf.

And what gave it away, the announcements by the terrorist group that they were responsible, the fact that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab trained under former Gitmo detainees in Yemen, or the al Qaeda membership card in the guy’s wallet?

It is like the man is the retarded version of Sherlock Holmes.

Wait, I take that back. Equating Obama with people unfortunate enough to be born with an extra chromosome is actually insulting to those with Down Syndrome.

Corky from Life Goes On would have figured things out more quickly after all.

Okay, maybe not. But when Corky crashed we empathized with him. When Obama eventually drives into the dumpster I guarantee empathy will be low on the list of emotions America will be feeling.

But don’t worry. The country is safe…as long as terrorists screw up a suicide bombing.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/beat reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own blog Angry Seafood.

In an attempt to be a little more up to date on current events, I bring you my own version of political humor quick hits.

Fort Hood Texas Shooting

First off, there’s big news of a shooting near Fort Hood, Texas. Current reports list casualties at 12 dead and 31 injured. One mass murderer is identified as Malik Nadal Hasan, who is of an unknown and entirely ambiguous religious persuasion.

That wasn’t funny, but hey, I told you the news always sucks the life out of you.

Swine Flu

In the category of hysteria over 48 hour sniffles, a health worker has been fired in Calgary, Alberta for offering the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine to players of the Calgary Flames. Just so you know, that’s in Canada. You know, the country we keep being told to model our own health care system after.

On the homefront, Gitmo detainees get first crack at being vaccinated against a mild fever and sore throat for a day or two. I’d like to be upset, but let’s face it. We’re not talking about polio or some other horrible disease. It’s THE FLU! You’ll get over it.

Musical Ringtones

In Nairobi, Al Shabaab rebels of no apparent religious conviction want to impose Sharia law including banning musical ringtones on cell phones, movies and dancing. On the upside, they also want to ban soccer. Hey, every cloud has it’s silver lining right?

They should just run a big PR campaign telling everyone that soccer will give you a runny nose, but don’t call it that. Call it the H1N1 virus and everyone will avoid soccer like the plague.

I also agree that musical ringtones are from the Devil. That’s why I have mine set to play Iron Maiden.