Political Humor

One of the best things about being the administrator of a top ranking conservative political humor site is that I get piles and piles of offers to promote other people’s crap. And by crap, I mean steaming, stinking, putrid, excrement. Which is also what I mean by “best.”

However, occasionally, someone who doesn’t seem to understand the delicate intricacies of spamming comes along and has something that seems almost entirely uncraplike. In this case, I have been granted 5 copies of Glenn Beck’s Unelectable DVD to give away to readers in any fashion I choose. That’s right, I’m the puppet master. I pull the strings, and -

Hey! Did I just hear you refer to me as a megalomaniac? No DVD for you!

Now, I am okay with promoting Glenn’s DVD for three reasons:

• I’ve actually seen Glenn live before, and it was very entertaining.
• I get a free copy for myself
• I’m the puppet master dammit! I don’t need a third reason.

If you’re not entirely convinced that it’s worth the effort to win a free DVD, then here’s a little trailer you can watch:

Video Link

There is also the matter of being required to provide the official description:

Glenn Beck hosts the third most listened-to talk show in America. His hour long TV program on CNN runs 3 times each nite to over a million viewers. He is a contributor to Good Morning America. His book, An Inconvenient Book, was a number one New York Times bestseller.

If you’ve been watching this campaign season and wishing that someone would tell it like it really is…your dream has come true. Glenn Beck has taken to the road with his live summer stage show– it’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the people and the politics running the country– from City Councils to Presidential candidates, Glenn’s got an opinion and he’s not bashful about sharing it. For two hours, Glenn comments on the state of our union through his unique brand of stories and stand up. You may have heard and seen him on radio and TV, but until you’ve seen him on stage, you’ve yet to experience the real Glenn Beck. And if you’ve ever wondered what an honest stump speech would sound like, just wait until you hear Candidate Beck cut right to the chase. It’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you think, and it’ll help you understand why Glenn (and anybody who chooses truth over political correctness) is totally…Unelectable!

Contest Rules

* Contest is open to everyone on the internet tubes! (Except me. I already have my copy)

* You have to be willing to provide me with a mailing address. This will only be required IF you win, and ONLY to send you your copy of the DVD, but it doesn’t make sense to enter if you are unwilling to provide that information. The site does have an official privacy policy, and I take your privacy seriously. Again. If you win, I need to send you the videos, so I will need an address to send them to. Give me your brother’s father-in-law’s work address or open a PO box just to claim your prize for all I care.

You see, the copies I’m giving away were sent directly to me, and if you don’t believe I really have 5 Glenn Beck Unelectable DVD’s to giveaway, here is photographic evidence to assuage your fears.

* You need to be a subscriber to the RSS feed or the email updates. If you already are subscribed, good. If not, what are you waiting for? You should be subscribed anyway, because then you get to enjoy your favorite political humor site on your terms. You don’t even ever have to show up to the site itself, unless you want to comment.

* The remaining contest instructions will be placed in a secret post that you will be able to access through the feed footer over the weekend. What will the remaining instructions be? If I told you I would have to kill you, but I am in charge, so it is certain to be unfair. Many hippies will be beaten. Most likely it will also involve a stolen election, and the Bildeberger group secretly calling the shots.

Contest ends midnight Eastern Time on Tuesday September 23, 3008. That’s when Monday ends and Tuesday begins. Not when Tuesday ends.

If you are a loser, and you would like to buy a copy you can do that too.

UPDATE: I just want to clarify that you will NOT see instructions until Surrealism Along the White House Road #4 is in your feed. Feedburner delays crap, sometimes for a lengthy period of time, so it is causing some confusion. I apologize for that, even though it is Feedburner’s fault.