Political Humor

I’ve been suffering from a case of the winter blues. There has been record setting snowfall this year. Lake Erie is frozen for the first time in 14 years. I’m currently nursing a bad back due to shoveling snow — and more snow. In fact, the next person that stands face to face with me and tells me that the planet is getting warmer will be paying my medical bills to have their teeth removed from my fist.

The Global Warming alarmists won’t back down, even in the face of continuing overwhelming evidence that their claims are hysterical at best, but are more likely simply straight out fraud. Even though the lack of snow and milder winters were the rallying cry for the advancement of their scam a few years ago, the current harsh winter and record snowfalls are somehow proof positive that their claims of impending ecological calamity are correct.

“The record snowfall this year in Washington, D.C., and other areas of the country has fueled skeptics who see the snow-covered capital as evidence that global warming is a myth, though scientists argue that temperatures have risen over the long term and that extreme weather — even snow — can be a symptom of climate change.”

There’s some weasel wording for you. “Snow — can be a symptom of climate change.” Sure, like it’s getting really fucking cold. That’s a change in the climate. Notice once again how the ever popular term of Global Warming is being phased out and replaced with the less specific term of “climate change.” The reason for this is simple. Global Warming is a Scam.

Today’s installment of Political Humor Quick Hits is about the Sun, the smartest VP inVegas, and the UK travel ban.

Dumbest Thing Ever Said about the Sun

The sun is in a cooling period which has real scientists concerned the warming is over and pseudo-scientists worried their funding will dry up:

“The sun is the least active it’s been in decades and the dimmest in a hundred years. The lull is causing some scientists to recall the Little Ice Age, an unusual cold spell in Europe and North America, which lasted from about 1300 to 1850.”

The AGW people, however are pulling out all the stops to try and hold onto their hack science jobs.

Mike Lockwood, a solar terrestrial physicist at the University of Southampton in the U.K is “engaged in what they call ‘preemptive denial’ of a solar minimum leading to global cooling“:

“Even if the current solar lull is the beginning of a prolonged quiet, the scientists say, the star’s effects on climate will pale in contrast with the influence of human-made greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide (CO2).”

I can’t blame Mike for trying so hard to sell fiction in order to keep his cushy position. It must be difficult to transition from academia into the Dreaded Private Sector, especially when one is only in the denial stage of grief.

Vegas Uses Biden Personality Trait For Promo

Beautiful isn’t it?

UK Travel Ban Reminder of Publicity and the Media

There’s no such thing as bad publicity unless they spell your name wrong. Isn’t that right Mike Guzofsky?

“The (British) government published a blacklist on Tuesday of people recently banned from the country including a Hamas lawmaker and a Jewish extremist, as well as anti-gay protestors and a far-right US talk show host.”

People such as:

“Hamas MP Yunis Al-Astal, Jewish extremist Mike Guzovsky, former Ku Klux Klan leader Stephen Donald Black and neo-Nazi Erich Gliebe are also on the list, as is controversial radio host Michael Alan Weiner, also known as Michael Savage.”

It’s not Guzovsky, it’s Guzofsky.

I’m sure the AP didn’t mean to misspell his name like they didn’t also mean to use the derogatory term “homophobic” in a news story describing preacher Fred Phelps, who is most likely on the list for being anti-Swedish.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, Britain’s Janet Napolitano explains why she’s putting her pedicured foot down on this issue:

Smith said: “The government opposes extremism in all its forms and I am determined to stop those who want to spread extremism, hatred and violent messages in our communities from coming to our country.”

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A recent report from Germany’s Leibniz Institute of Marine Sciences indicates that the next ten years or so, man made global warming will be engaged in a blood feud with Mother Nature, Earth Mother Gaia herself. It seems that the oceans are cooling. The thing about the oceans is that they are big. Really big.

I don’t want to get too bogged down in scientological explanations, but when things are really big, they make a major impact on other, uh… Things.

I hope that concept won’t make your brain hurt as much as it hurt mine. So, anyway, these big, cooling oceans will cause atmospheric cooling of the Earf as a whole.

Global warming hyperventilationists, and peddlers of global warming snake oil – Guaranteed to cure all your tax increase, and intrusive government regulation needs – Assure us that there’s no need for alarm. “Man made” global warming will continue unabated.

It’s just going on a brief holiday while Earth Mother engages in a perfectly natural cycle of cooling. Perhaps Gaia is merely carrying out some counterterrorism measures against that plague most vile and wicked – People.

Take for instance, this Global Warming Amway salesman, Richard Wood, who says:

Those natural climate variations could be stronger than the global-warming trend over the next 10-year period. Without knowing that, you might erroneously think there’s no global warming going on.

Am I the only one more than a little skeptical of a source named Dick Wood? Maybe that’s just me, erroneously thinking that there’s no global warming going on. Seriously. Dick Wood? Is this a news story or a global warming satire?

Another “expert,” Noel Keelnyside, needs your help to free the funds from a Nigerian Bank account:

If we don’t experience warming over the next 10 years, it doesn’t mean that greenhouse-gas warming is not with us. There can be natural fluctuations that may mask climate change in the short term.

Right, I’ll forward you my bank account number post haste Noel.

Either way, the planet will undergo a decade or so of totally natural and organic cooling, which will make it seem like as if there is no warming trend at all. But rest assured, filthy humans will stop at nothing to destroy the very environment that allows them to live. Especially when there’s a profit to turn.

After all, Death and Destruction are such profitable industries. That’s why Democrats support genocidal policies that keep black people out of the way, like their support for the right to murder 50% of the black population before it’s born.

Democrats also like to round up all the black people and cram them into prisons for petty drug related crimes, where they learn to kill each other even more efficiently upon return to their government funded section 8 housing, and wait for the next food stamp pay day.

Sorry, I got a little nostalgic over the whole Death and Destruction thing. I love destruction.

The Global Warming Multi-Level Marketing pyramid scam is in some – to use the technical term – Deep sh*t. Now the con artists and hucksters want us to ignore the entirely natural cycle of warming and cooling that the Earth undergoes.

Global Warming isn’t even an issue. It’s a religion. The Church of Global Warming, Pope/Nobel Prize winner Al Gore presiding. He couldn’t win an election no matter how they tried to twist the vote counting, so he started a cult.

Just like a few knuckleheaded Christian fundamentalists believe in the solid state theory, Global Warming Cultists think that the Earth is, always has been, and always will be exactly like it is. Just so long as the infestation of Humans don’t screw it up.

Nothing to see here, move along. Sure, I did happen to notice you’re combating global warming with a snow shovel, but that doesn’t mean that global warming isn’t happening. Move along, or you might be burned at the stake as a heretic.

Come to think of it, Global Warming really is man made. In the sense of being entirely contrived and fabricated. Also like a religion.

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