Political Humor

Part Two of an Unbelievably Quotable, Genus of a Paper
In Part One of my Wow! I can’t believe no one thought of this sooner solution to every problem …ever, we saw that Free Radicals, caused by the metabolization of oxygen, are the true cause of the Earth’s issues. This time we look at the solutions.
Simple [...]

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This is a good one.
First the headline: “New Climate Targets Might not Change Daily Life Much”
Done laughing yet?
Now the quote:
“Americans’ day-to-day lives won’t change noticeably if President Barack Obama achieves his newly announced goal of slashing carbon dioxide pollution by one-sixth in the next decade, experts say.
Except for rising energy bills.”
“Except for rising energy bills“. [...]

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And if You Don’t Like It, Screw You
What an Abortion is just a euphemism, get over it. Here you thought a euphemism was a nicer way of saying something like, sanitation engineer instead of garbage collector, right? Well, I’m telling you it is a euphemism and I am being nice. But here’s the deal, I’ve [...]

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