Political Humor

This is part 5 of a 6 part Political Humor series by Les James called Proclamations from the Mountaintop.

GOOD MANNERS, PUBLIC SLAPPINGS AND WHY I CAN’T DRIVE

You didn’t teach your kids manners. Now because of them, Arianna Huffington insists I’m aiding terrorist.s Arianna who?

She’s the woman who started the Detroit Project and clams that by owning and driving SUV’s we support terrorists indirectly through increased gas sales. That’s old news but the point is, hey, a little evil, a lot of evil, it’s still evil isn’t it?

In that case, we all support terrorist by consuming anything produced by an oil-based product.

Sorry, but that includes you too, mister “I’m better than you because I use less of a toxic product and will kill the earth slower while riding down the middle of the road impeding those who actually paid for it through gas taxes while invoking the name of Critical Mass for the sake of politically correct piety bicycle” guy.

Image: Shadowlands, by Richard Masoner

What your doing is like pulling a band-aid off at a melting glacial pace, while hoping someone will come up with a better way before you remove all the hair. Think, please. I said please! Wow, off track even before getting started. Got to be a personal record.

So how do we get from your children’s lack of comportment to suicide bombers?

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