Political Humor

There are a lot of things to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day of eating, drinking, watching football, and hanging out with family and friends.

Okay I think that about wraps up what I am thankful for. Have a great…

[Ed Note from cell phone: Chris you still have three hundred words left]

Great.

While everyone else at this conservative humor blog has already gone home I apparently have to write a full column. Okay fine. I’ll grab a few Harpoon IPA’s out of Fiar’s fridge and wing it…

I am thankful there is no reality show about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all their kids. Yet.

Speaking of kids, they have no idea how easy they have it. We had to walk to school and back uphill in a snowstorm (there was no global warming then) both ways, using our belt to carry our books no less. Naturally, it took forever to get there because we had to keep pulling up our pants.

Today kids wear their pants halfway down their ass. Where is the thanks?

Next thing you know there will no longer be a ‘kids’ table at Thanksgiving dinner. When will the madness end?

I am thankful that I am able to buy Christmas decorations in October.

Speaking of holidays how come Christmas is the only one that has so much music? There’s no Easter music or Labor Day music. Sure, there is Halloween music but that is a no brainer.

Okay I think the beer is getting to me so it is time to sign off. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Chris Cameron writes this political humor column every Thursday here at Radioactive Liberty. You can also read his strange sense of funny at his humor blog Angry Seafood.

Also check out Politically Correct Thanksgiving. The contribution Chris made last year.