Political Humor

This morning, Harry Reid said “… but hope lies eternal”, when asked about how 2011 budget negations are going with the evil Tea Party.

Let’s not get into the weeds about who’s fault it is the Dems couldn’t pass a budget last year, when they controlled the House, Senates and the Presidency.

The Democrats can in no way be held accountable for not passing a budget by last October as mandated by law. They were far too busy helping us by passing things like ObamaCare to worry about a little thing like funding the government.

The obvious problem for Democrats is now, a very few freshman Tea Party caucus member are SO powerful, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, et.al. can’t get past them with their overwhelming numbers and seniority. What’s are they going to do when more are elected in 2012? All hope truely is lost!

“…but hope lies eternal.” I can read at least two meanings into that phrase. And both reflect the Far Left’s policies. Funny how an obvious slip on Reid’s part reveals so much.

What ever happens, government shut down or not, I’m still voting Obama. I’ll tell you why next time.

Lately we’ve had discussions on twisted humor. When does it go over the top? Is it like pornography -can’t define it, but you know it when you see it? So, is today’s dose of “humor” too much? You decide.

This one’s your fault, Elm.

Remember all you Tree Huggers, that way, totally green mega-corporation, GE (that stands to make billions on wind, solar, mercury filled light bulbs and countless other Earth Friendly products) built the Japanese Mark 1 reactors that are now melting down.

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This year’s hottest movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is great if you’re a kid, but nothing says stuff-it to a right-wing political aficionado quite like whining  liberal partisans.

So if you’re going to shove items into stockings this holiday season, the only things better than incriminating classified documents about the Clintons, is all eight Harry Reid movies, from Radioactive Liberty Productions -a subsidiary of RL Gear.

The Harry Reid Saga

The Hogwash School of Political Theory is divided into four houses, Reagan, Rino, Blue Dog and Socialist. Witness the maniacal joy on the face of young Harry Reid when he’s sorted into Socialist House. There he meets a young woman, who is unable to change her facial expression.

Years later, they both become powerful, evil practitioners of the Dark Political Arts. They gather around themselves like-minded minions, bent on subjugation and domination.

Their plans seem unstoppable, when Sarah, the Sexy Sorceress of the North uses an ancient herbal drink -lightly sweetened with sugar and served hot- to change the Wicked Witch of Bay from the Speaker of her House, to a common house elf.

A war begins. Both side take casualties. The Blue Dogs are wiped out and the Rinos are cut in number.

Many of the Cold Enchanter’s minions a defeated in battle, but yet she remains defiant, and swears vengeance upon the Hot Lady. Harry Reid also suffers losses, and is furious, as he sees his powerful hold on the nation slowly draining away.

Harry tries every nasty trick he’s ever learned, but the Powers of Niceness are immune to his magical machinations. He resorts to Backdoor Persuasion.

When even this maneuver fails, Harry Reid enlist the aid of the Half-Black Pres, only to find that he will only serve his own interest. Harry feels betrayed, lost and all but alone. Only Harry’s hatred keeps him from retreating to his desert domain.

As time runs out the question becomes, can Harry Reid manipulate the Chosen One to do his will? Or will they all be cast into the Well of Obscurity?

Find out what happens to He Who Should Not Be and the Wicked Bitch of the Way…er, ah, Witch of the Bay. Order your set of the Harry Reid saga, today.

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