Political Humor

Two or so years ago in Harry Reid’s Office…

Bill Clinton: “…and that’s why Hilary should be President.”

Harry Reid: “Just because she’s already picked out the drapes for the Oval Office, and her transition team, doesn’t mean she should automatically get the job.”

Bill Clinton: “If she’s not President, she’s going to be pissed.”

Harry Reid: “Bill, I’ve got other people to talk to. Barack Obama is waiting in the outer office.”

Bill Clinton: “Who?”

Joe Biden: “Obama. You remember, he gave that speech at the convention.”

Bill Clinton: “Still doesn’t ring a bell.”

Joe Biden: “Come-on, he’s that nice-looking African-American guy. He’s articulate and bright and clean.”

Bill Clinton: “Yeah, I remember him now. What about Edwards?”

Harry Reid: “He’s having an affair.”

Bill Clinton: “And?”

Harry Reid: “His wife’s a bitch.”

Bill Clinton: “And? So, why do you want this Obama guy anyway? He’s black, right? I mean, what’s the big deal? We’ve already had a black president… me.”

Harry Reid: “Okay Bill, you keep thinking that. Look, it’s time for a game change. This guy is actually only half black, so he’s light skinned and doesn’t speak with a Negro dialect, except when he wants to.”

Bill Clinton: “I’m telling you, Hillary won’t accept playing second fiddle to anybody.”

Joe Biden: “What about me? I’m more qualified than Obama.”

Harry Reid and Bill Clinton: “Shut-up, Joe.”

Harry Reid: “Listen Bill, I’ve got a tight schedule today. I need to get Senator Obama in here.”

Bill Clinton: “I understand. Hey, before he comes in, can you have him get me a cup of coffee to go?”

Les James has more conservative political humor at Sideshow Mirrors and Climate Change Lies over at Mild Max

On a completely unrelated note to ObamaCare, but related to Halloween, I went to a 6th grade Halloween dance at the school. Now, first of all, I felt a little awkward showing up at the school, because that is the way I felt in school back when they made me go there to learn how to be a good little subordinate of the State – which they failed at, by the way.

Once I got there, I had an exciting revelation. It turns out they were having an election. I didn’t even need to register to vote. This made me suspicious. Is ACORN behind this voting thing? And just what measures were being taken to prevent voter fraud?

I was completely unprepared to vote. There were approximately 200 candidates, and there was no indication just what position each candidate was campaigning for. What were their party affiliations? What if the candidate I voted for “best use of Halloween colors” was really running for “most realistic costume?” Who audits the vote count?

Not only that, but I had no idea where any of the candidates stood on the issues. I assumed that the person with the most expensive costume was in favor of economic growth, and the person that made their own costume probably favored fiscal responsibility, but was the zombie surgeon in favor of Socialized health care, or opposed to it?

I cast my votes, not knowing anything about the candidates for office, which really isn’t any different than anyone else does in a political election. Mostly I voted for people that looked good, or that I already knew. Also, much like a political election.

I do think the vote was rigged, however. My step-daughter did not win for best costume, and I voted for her twice. I demand a recount.

Happy Halloween!

Thanks to Les for letting me hijack his Halloween picture post.

What can you give politicians who have given so much to us?

The season of giving is closing in. The stores are already filled to the rafters with crappy gift ideas. If you’re like me, there’s this one group of people on your list that are always giving you stuff you don’t want, while you break the bank for them. You want to give them something that they haven’t already take from you. What to do, what to do?

We receive countless emails on a daily basis, here at our secret bunker. Many of them asking the same question: What can we little people (who don’t have the platform of an insanely influential political humor blog) do about Washington? Here’s our reply: give your favorite politician a gift that truly reflects your feelings. Let them know how much you appreciate their effort. Besides, it’s your patriotic duty to personally stimulate Fiar‘s, ah…economy. Yeah, that’s it.

It’s been a while since we last offered RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty to the public. We’d like to think it’s been worth the wait. Today we’re proud to introduce four new products, which are sure to be the perfect fit for the politicians on your list.

Shop early.  We never know when our location will be discovered, we’ll be shut down by the Fascist Nanny State, and you’ll be shut out of these great products.

Let’s face it, if our county’s leadership insist on acting like Ass Clowns, they might as well dress the part. Costume includes everything your favorite politician will need to go from Dollar Dumb to Pennywise.  Constructed of  stretchy latex,  this appliance will fit over the head of even the most swollen member of Congress.

Inspired by Rep. Michele Bachmann, the woman Nancy Pelosi loves to hate. You go girl! Solid brass and hand polished, these beauties (like all RL Gear) are made right here in America, in our very own subterranean sweatshop! From the desk where I’m chained, I can see the children -we freed from an ACORN financed brothel- pouring the molten brass into the molds. We keep the labor cost down, and pass the savings on to you.

A fantastic gift for countless elected officials, and most of Obama’s Cabinet and Czars. Pull his string and he blurts out, “Hey, it wasn’t my fault. It was that damned Turbo Tax.” And yes, Rush Limbaugh did borrow the Little Timmy moniker from here, even if he won’t admit it.

What more needs to be said?

We’re practically givin’ ‘em away!

Funny political humor images are one of the best presents you can give. Can there be a better way to share satire or just piss off someone? Please feel free to re-gift any of our pictures or text. The only thing we ask is that you give us a little credit for the hard work. Attribuation or a link back to us is not much to ask, is it?