Political Humor

In a typical, rambling news release today, Iranian President Achmeddinnerjacket, stated despite how good she would look in a harem, he was still offended by Hillary’s recent statement concerning Iran. ” She is a woman and knows not of which she speaks. Dissent is unpatriotic“, he proclaimed.

He went on to condemn former President George W. Bush for the uprising in his country, Egypt, and much of the Middle East. “Initially we supported the fall of Mubarak, but now we see the truth”, he said.

“No one”, Achmeddinnerjacket said, “with a name like Barack Hussein Obama would do such a thing. It is that Satan, Bush.  Of this I am sure”. He continued with,”I throw a shoe at my life sized poster of him.”

Achmeddinnerjacket then babbled on about his country’s nuclear program. “It is for peaceful purposes. It is to light our young and most holy film industry”, he stated.

I’d like to see Michael Moore sue those guys.

Rape, Kill, Pillage and Burn: A Conspiracy Theory

Julian Assange is wanted by Interpol for the first, will have more blood on his hands after leaking even more classified U.S. documents -that were pillaged, purloined and/or pilfered, and may be on his way to burning Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Could it be that President Obama knew the State Department documents, leaked today by Wikileaks, contain damaging information about his enemies -chief among them, Hillary Clinton- thus dashing any hopes of her running for President in 2012?

Doesn’t Hillary know you can’t spy on the UN? That’s their job.

Is this why Hillary has been so quiet of late, and why Obama has done all but nothing to stop this terrorist?

Nah. Even he isn’t that cleaver… but Obama’s teleprompter is.

OK, Rush. Here’s some more show prep.

President Barack *Hussein Obama’s Top Ten Apology List

10. I apologize for Gitmo. As a student of history, I know if it wasn’t for that torture chamber, Iran would have never taken Americans hostage in ’79.

9. I apologize for Joe Biden. No excuses, I just apologize. I swear that man’s head is a rock with lips.

8. I apologize for not getting the middle class more involved in sacrificing for the common good. But don’t worry, I’ve got the VAT and Cap and Trade just around the corner. That should make them feel better.

7. I apologize for *Little Timmy Geithner. He’s hard to take seriously. I should have picked someone that doesn’t look like Howdy Doody.

6. I apologize for taking my wife out for a date to New York, on the public dime. That was uncalled for. I’m the President of the United States, I can do better. I’m making it up to Michelle by giving her and my daughters a trip to Paris.

5. I apologize for not actually walking on water…yet.

4. I apologize for Hillary Clinton. That bitch has ballooned out so much, she can’t fit into her pantsuits. That makes me look bad, going around the world with that big, ghetto booty.

3. I apologize for being half white. I thought I was the Master of the Dark Side, but now I find out Darth Vader is my father!

2. I apologize for George and Barbara Bush being pro-life.

And the number one thing that I apologize for:

I apologize for my big ears. But understand, they’re not my fault. Like the economy, I inherited them.

* It’s okay to use Obama’s middle name now, since he’s revealed that we are one of the world’s largest Muslim nations.

* This just proves Rush Limbaugh reads Radioactive Liberty.  There have been far too many times when he’s said something “new” that had appeared here first, for it to be coincidence. I started calling Geithner “Little Timmy” way back on Dec 1st .  As far as I’m concerned, Rush can use me as show prep anytime and unless I hear from him, I’m going on the assumption that I’m right.