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7 Precautionary Tips for Beating Hippies

June 23rd, 2008 · 18 Comments

You might think that beating hippies is fun, safe, family friendly entertainment.
You are wrong.
I’m not denying that it is fun, especially for the kids. Kids just love beating dirty hippies. No. The fact is that it can be very unsafe.
Let’s say you were about the town and saw a dirty hippie chick. Now, you [...]

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Another Hippie Limerick

September 6th, 2006 · 4 Comments

Limericks are cool. Especially when they involve violence against hippies, like this one, or the one that follows.
I once saw a hippie in Seattle
He smelled like a whole herd of cattle
I ran him through with a pike
Pedaled off with his bike
And said, “Man, that was a one sided battle.”

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A Limerick for RT

August 30th, 2006 · 3 Comments

I once saw a hippy on the street
So I stomped him to death with my feet
As I cleaned off my shoe
I saw the bottle of shampoo
Said, “lather, rinse, repeat”
What’d you think, RT?

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