Political Humor

It’s Christmas Time again. Those of you have been with us for a while, know that means the planet’s best and highest ranked Conservative Political Humor and Satire site, Radioactive Liberty, has great gift ideas for you.

This year’s hottest movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is great if you’re a kid, but nothing says stuff-it to a right-wing political aficionado quite like whining  liberal partisans.

So if you’re going to shove items into stockings this holiday season, the only things better than incriminating classified documents about the Clintons, is all eight Harry Reid movies, from Radioactive Liberty Productions -a subsidiary of RL Gear.

The Harry Reid Saga

The Hogwash School of Political Theory is divided into four houses, Reagan, Rino, Blue Dog and Socialist. Witness the maniacal joy on the face of young Harry Reid when he’s sorted into Socialist House. There he meets a young woman, who is unable to change her facial expression.

Years later, they both become powerful, evil practitioners of the Dark Political Arts. They gather around themselves like-minded minions, bent on subjugation and domination.

Their plans seem unstoppable, when Sarah, the Sexy Sorceress of the North uses an ancient herbal drink -lightly sweetened with sugar and served hot- to change the Wicked Witch of Bay from the Speaker of her House, to a common house elf.

A war begins. Both side take casualties. The Blue Dogs are wiped out and the Rinos are cut in number.

Many of the Cold Enchanter’s minions a defeated in battle, but yet she remains defiant, and swears vengeance upon the Hot Lady. Harry Reid also suffers losses, and is furious, as he sees his powerful hold on the nation slowly draining away.

Harry tries every nasty trick he’s ever learned, but the Powers of Niceness are immune to his magical machinations. He resorts to Backdoor Persuasion.

When even this maneuver fails, Harry Reid enlist the aid of the Half-Black Pres, only to find that he will only serve his own interest. Harry feels betrayed, lost and all but alone. Only Harry’s hatred keeps him from retreating to his desert domain.

As time runs out the question becomes, can Harry Reid manipulate the Chosen One to do his will? Or will they all be cast into the Well of Obscurity?

Find out what happens to He Who Should Not Be and the Wicked Bitch of the Way…er, ah, Witch of the Bay. Order your set of the Harry Reid saga, today.

As always, we encourage the sharing of all of our images and material, but in the Spirit of the Season, please give us credit for our work. Thanks.

Merry Christmas

What can you give politicians who have given so much to us?

The season of giving is closing in. The stores are already filled to the rafters with crappy gift ideas. If you’re like me, there’s this one group of people on your list that are always giving you stuff you don’t want, while you break the bank for them. You want to give them something that they haven’t already take from you. What to do, what to do?

We receive countless emails on a daily basis, here at our secret bunker. Many of them asking the same question: What can we little people (who don’t have the platform of an insanely influential political humor blog) do about Washington? Here’s our reply: give your favorite politician a gift that truly reflects your feelings. Let them know how much you appreciate their effort. Besides, it’s your patriotic duty to personally stimulate Fiar‘s, ah…economy. Yeah, that’s it.

It’s been a while since we last offered RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty to the public. We’d like to think it’s been worth the wait. Today we’re proud to introduce four new products, which are sure to be the perfect fit for the politicians on your list.

Shop early.  We never know when our location will be discovered, we’ll be shut down by the Fascist Nanny State, and you’ll be shut out of these great products.

Let’s face it, if our county’s leadership insist on acting like Ass Clowns, they might as well dress the part. Costume includes everything your favorite politician will need to go from Dollar Dumb to Pennywise.  Constructed of  stretchy latex,  this appliance will fit over the head of even the most swollen member of Congress.

Inspired by Rep. Michele Bachmann, the woman Nancy Pelosi loves to hate. You go girl! Solid brass and hand polished, these beauties (like all RL Gear) are made right here in America, in our very own subterranean sweatshop! From the desk where I’m chained, I can see the children -we freed from an ACORN financed brothel- pouring the molten brass into the molds. We keep the labor cost down, and pass the savings on to you.

A fantastic gift for countless elected officials, and most of Obama’s Cabinet and Czars. Pull his string and he blurts out, “Hey, it wasn’t my fault. It was that damned Turbo Tax.” And yes, Rush Limbaugh did borrow the Little Timmy moniker from here, even if he won’t admit it.

What more needs to be said?

We’re practically givin’ ‘em away!

Funny political humor images are one of the best presents you can give. Can there be a better way to share satire or just piss off someone? Please feel free to re-gift any of our pictures or text. The only thing we ask is that you give us a little credit for the hard work. Attribuation or a link back to us is not much to ask, is it?

Give funny pictures for the Holidays.  We encourage you to spread these and others of our images around. Please be kind and give attribution to this conservative political humor and satire site. Thank you and Merry Obamass!

See more work by Les James, Doctor of Photography at Sideshow Mirrrors.