Political Humor

What’s the easiest way to get one Trillion dollars at absolutely no cost to you? Yes, it’s true — You really CAN get something for nothing. With the President Barack Obama Health Care plan you can turn lead into gold, save the planet from global warming, and get better mileage with your car (especially if you’re using Obama Air Tires).

But wait! There’s more. Order your congressman or Senator to vote for this bill in the next ten minutes and we will throw in, absolutely free, this Obama commemorative coin.

You can go, go, go, in your Hoveround and it won’t cost you a penny, and neither will the Obama Trillion Dollar Health Care Plan.

Just to make sure that you will be able to live the last 20 or 30 years of your life as a drain on society, we’re even going to make sure that your Social Security benefits are safe. In the unforeseen case that the Trillion Dollar Health Care Plan may cost a dollar or two more than we project, you can have the peace of mind in knowing that your Social Security Check is in the mail.

The trillion dollar health care plan slices! It dices! You can even cut a tin can with it. And if you accidentally cut your finger off in the process, it can be surgically reattached without costing the taxpayers a dime. The Obama Health care bill will cost enough money to fill a warehouse, but if you act now, you can recieve this special offer absolutely free!

That’s Not All! You can eat all you want and never gain a pound! Get all the prescription drugs you want and it won’t ever cost anyone anything. That’s right. It costs nothing! We make this satisfaction guarantee that this one of a kind trillion dollar spending bill will have no effect on the deficit. It won’t add a single penny. If your not completely satisfied in the first 90 days, You’re still stuck with it anyway. All Trillion Dollar health care plans are non-returnable, so they’re completely safe for the environment.

Call your Congressman today!