Political Humor

What can you give politicians who have given so much to us?

The season of giving is closing in. The stores are already filled to the rafters with crappy gift ideas. If you’re like me, there’s this one group of people on your list that are always giving you stuff you don’t want, while you break the bank for them. You want to give them something that they haven’t already take from you. What to do, what to do?

We receive countless emails on a daily basis, here at our secret bunker. Many of them asking the same question: What can we little people (who don’t have the platform of an insanely influential political humor blog) do about Washington? Here’s our reply: give your favorite politician a gift that truly reflects your feelings. Let them know how much you appreciate their effort. Besides, it’s your patriotic duty to personally stimulate Fiar‘s, ah…economy. Yeah, that’s it.

It’s been a while since we last offered RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty to the public. We’d like to think it’s been worth the wait. Today we’re proud to introduce four new products, which are sure to be the perfect fit for the politicians on your list.

Shop early.  We never know when our location will be discovered, we’ll be shut down by the Fascist Nanny State, and you’ll be shut out of these great products.

Let’s face it, if our county’s leadership insist on acting like Ass Clowns, they might as well dress the part. Costume includes everything your favorite politician will need to go from Dollar Dumb to Pennywise.  Constructed of  stretchy latex,  this appliance will fit over the head of even the most swollen member of Congress.

Inspired by Rep. Michele Bachmann, the woman Nancy Pelosi loves to hate. You go girl! Solid brass and hand polished, these beauties (like all RL Gear) are made right here in America, in our very own subterranean sweatshop! From the desk where I’m chained, I can see the children -we freed from an ACORN financed brothel- pouring the molten brass into the molds. We keep the labor cost down, and pass the savings on to you.

A fantastic gift for countless elected officials, and most of Obama’s Cabinet and Czars. Pull his string and he blurts out, “Hey, it wasn’t my fault. It was that damned Turbo Tax.” And yes, Rush Limbaugh did borrow the Little Timmy moniker from here, even if he won’t admit it.

What more needs to be said?

We’re practically givin’ ‘em away!

Funny political humor images are one of the best presents you can give. Can there be a better way to share satire or just piss off someone? Please feel free to re-gift any of our pictures or text. The only thing we ask is that you give us a little credit for the hard work. Attribuation or a link back to us is not much to ask, is it?