Political Humor

McCain: (singing softly to himself)

Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran

Army General: Mr. President, sir? We should be heading over to the War Room. It’s time for the Joint Chiefs of Staff to give you your initial briefing, sir.

McCain: Yeah, great. Hey General, do you ever get a song stuck in your head. You know, one that makes it all but impossible to concentrate on anything else?

Army General: Yes sir. Sometimes I get that tune from “it’s a small world” going around in my head until I want to pull out my 9 mil. By the way sir, do you have an agenda you’d like to discuss today.

McCain: (still singing softly to himself)

Let’s bomb Iran
I know we can
That evil land
Let’s bomb Iran

Army General: I’m sorry sir, did you say, “bomb Iran”?

McCain: Yeah. Can’t get it out of my head. Bomb Iran. Oh, here we are. Let’s get this briefing started. I’m anxious to hear what you guys have to say.

Army General: Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

McCain: Thank you, please be seated.

Army General: Before we begin the briefing, the President has informed me that he wishes to bomb Iran.

Marine Corps General: Hooyah, sir. We’re right there with you on this one.

Navy Admiral: Sir, with all due respect, we can’t just go and start bombing another country.

Army General: I beg to differ. We have the ability. All we’ve got to do is…

McCain: (singing a little louder)

Just got to lock it
and to load it
Drop it
and explode it
Bomb Iran

Air Force General: The President’s right. All we have to do is up-load the B2s and off we go. So, sir is this what you are asking us to do?

McCain: (completely obvious, singing at a full volume)

Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran

Air Force General: Sir, then there is question of ordinance, targets and timing. 

McCain: (grabs a waterbottle from the table, uses it as a microphone)

Fly to Tehran
Drop an H bomb
Take out Mahmoud
‘Cause I’m in the mood

Let’s bomb Iran
As soon as we can
Show ‘em where we stand
Let’s bomb Iran

Joint Chiefs of Staff join in as backing vocals:

Just got to lock it
and to load it
Drop it
and explode it
Bomb Iran

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran…

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