Political Humor

The creator of this fine blog, FIAR is missing. He was last seen publishing The One Trillion Dollar Obama Health Care Plan post and commenting on another post on February 22, 2010.

Since then he has been awol from the blogosphere or whatever the hell you call it these days.

Maybe he got that late night talk show he has always dreamed of?

Or perhaps he went to Hollywood and got cast in a film?

Even Barack Obama is worried.

Why our President is so concerned is beyond me. Maybe Obama secretly likes to read conservative political humor blogs. No matter the reason, it is touching that he would help us by checking under his couch.

He’s a liberal, we’ll give him an A for effort.

And it looks like you’ve found your special bucket. Now can I please get some helping in finding Fiar?

Thanks. You are a big help as always. Did Biden give you that idea?

So where is Fiar? Leave your theories in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/reporter for Radioactive Liberty and also the author of his own blog about everything, Angry Seafood.

An open letter to our Beloved Leader, Barack Hussein Obama

Dear President Obama,

With all due respect, what is it about the polls you don’t get? The majority of people, including me, think you’re on the wrong track. Please try a different one. Maybe Amtrak.

Your failed policies of the past (year) are giving me hemorrhoids. Don’t worry, I don’t expect you to respect me in the morning, and the check (for my taxes) is in the mail. That being said, what I really want you to hear is no.

No, I don’t want higher taxes. Duh! Even if Vice-President Biden thinks it’s patriotic.

No, I don’t want Obama Care. Keep your fingers out of my wife’s reproductive organs.

No, I don’t want Cap and Trade. Or as I like to call it, Crap and Tirade.

No, I don’t want socialism. I don’t care what 53% of Democrats say.

No, I don’t want terrorists tried in civilian courts. I want them shot. I’ll even pull the trigger.

No, I don’t want bigger government. Not everything is better when bigger, despite what Michelle says.

No, I don’t what you to stimulate me again. I didn’t want pork-barreled in the first place. You forced me against my will.

Mr President, no, no, no and no. Do you know what that means? No means no!

Look, I’ll understand if you don’t want to stand in front of a train, but could you please get on one? Might I suggest one heading for Venezuela. I think you’ll feel right at home there.

Sincerely,

Les James

In 2008 I predicted Hugo Chavez would continue to do wacky things. In 2009 I surmised Joe Biden would be Vice President.

Those visions came true.

So here we are, about to face 2010. Trust the visions…

Doctors will find a horseshoe up Barack Obama’s butt

How else to explain the luck this guy has? He skates into a Senate seat then the Presidency four years later despite all the leftists in his social circle. Then there’s the Nobel Prize, and finally a terrorist attack on Christmas Day that only failed because the explosive didn’t detonate.

I’m surprised none of the economic stimulus plans include sending Obama to Vegas to gamble with our taxpayer dollars. He’s got the luck streak going after all.

Letting $790 billion ride on black 32 at the roulette wheel can’t be any worse than giving the money to overseas banks.

More penis jokes from MSNBC

In 2009 MSNBC created one of the most-viral memes of the year: the “teabagger”. It was a big hit among liberals. Bigger then Bush Derangement Syndrome even.

With MSNBC’s ratings going down faster then Democrats whoring for health care reform votes you can rest assured they will take the dirt road in 2010.

I thought it was the meds that made Olberman and Maddow so wacky. It was actually the freedom to be dirty. Who knew?

On a side note, doesn’t that seem like a cool place to be employed? Imagine being able to make penis jokes in the workplace without any hassles from Human Resources.

Hollywood will announce the remake of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Red Dawn is being remade. Nightmare on Elm Street is being re-imagined. The Karate Kid is being crapped on.

Even freaking Weird Science is in the re-make mix. Robocop, Short Circuit, and They Live too.

It is just a matter of time before Hollywood sets its sights on Bill and Ted. I pray Aston Kutcher isn’t involved.

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Do you have any predictions for 2010? Put them down in the comments below.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/beat reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own blog Angry Seafood.