Political Humor

Are you having trouble picking up the ladies? Tired of meeting women online only to find out their profile picture is from 1996? Then let Jim Marzilli, Massachusetts state senator show you how to get better results with his new self-help dating guide: “How to Seduce Women: A Politician’s Guide to the Hook-Up”

Jim Marzilli has spent years perfecting his technique and he is ready to share his knowledge. “How to Seduce Women” is full of the latest tips and strategies Marzilli himself uses every day and now you can put what he learned to work for you.

“I tried Jim’s method and it worked wonders for me. I have done so well with it I ended up in Vanity Fair magazine. I recommend this book to anyone looking to have better success with the ladies.”

Checking out the Scene

Jim teaches you how to find the best places for picking up the ladies as well as what to avoid like very busy streets with hot dog vendors.

Breaking the Ice

In his best-selling book, Marzilli will show you some of the best ways to warm up to the women you are interested in, ice-breakers like ‘Do you remember me?‘ or ‘Oh baby you are so beautiful. Your body is so perfect.’

“Jim Marzilli’s book changed my life. I would never have had the courage to try and kiss a television reporter on live national television without his advice.”

Getting Ready for Misunderstandings

Just in case people misinterpret your behavior as sexual harassment Jim has provided a special appendix that covers the ways to use aliases and fake information to get you back in the game as quickly as possible.

Having an Escape Route

‘How to Seduce Women‘ will point out ways to get out of a sticky situation as well as mistakes to avoid like running down the middle of the street going against traffic, or watching out for bank tellers with microphones that can direct the police to you.

“After just a week of using Jim Marzilli’s program, I netted this fine catch. From that moment on, his advice changed my life forever.”

If you need help in your dating life, or simply want to grope female strangers in very public places, then order your copy of Jim Marzilli’s ‘How to Seduce Women‘ today!

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Chris Cameron writes this weekly insane political humor every Thursday as well as his own works of odd humor at Angry Seafood.