Political Humor

 Today’s John McCain’s 72nd birthday and man did he get a present or what? You’ve got to give it to him, if you’re going to pick a running mate, pick one you’d like to mate with.  Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is the former Miss Wasilla and damn if she isn’t a great looking woman.
Did that sound sexist? Yeah it [...]

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McCain: (singing softly to himself)
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Army General: Mr. President, sir? We should be heading over to the War Room. It’s time for the Joint Chiefs of Staff to give you your initial briefing, sir.
McCain: Yeah, great. Hey General, do you ever get a song stuck in your head. [...]

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So it is too late for us to ask for a new republican candidate. But if Hillary Clinton can hang around with her chances hinging on some kind of ‘unfortunate accident’ happening to Obama, why can’t we have alternatives to John McCain?
Or should I say McCainatives.
M.C. Hammer
Okay, technically he isn’t a Mc but he belongs [...]

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