Political Humor

What is racism? It’s when a person hates another person, or group of people because of the color of their skin.

Let’s take a look at different skin colors.

People aren’t really white or green or black or blue. So why do some people hate other people because they look a little different? It’s because they think they are superior to those people, and they want them to know that. We call these horrible people Racist. And Racism is just plain hateful and wrong.

Don’t hate someone because of the color of their skin. People who do that are stupid. But there is a far more evil group of people out there. We right thinking people call them Elitist.

Elitist can hate folks who are not only a different color, but also because they are men or women, young or old, or for other reasons you should ask Mommy or Daddy about. Even though we don’t call them Racist, they are the same kind of evil, nasty people.

There are many different kinds of Elitist. Some of them actually hate people who look the same as they do. They hate them because they think differently. These are the worse one.

You might believe that if you crossed a White Woman with a Black Man, for example, you would get a Gray Baby. This isn’t the case, but there are a lot of Gray Men and Women out there. These Gray People hate anyone who isn’t Gray too. They become Gray because of their radical views, they aren’t born that way. It’s a matter of choice.

Gray People see everything in Shades of Gray. There are no absolute rights or wrongs.  They think they know more, and are much smarter than everyone else. They believe that they know what you should eat, how much and where should should sleep, what kind of job you should have, how much you should  earn, what kind of car you should drive, and a whole of other other things too. Gray People think they should run the world.

Really, Gray People are self-serving, maniacal, egotistical, low-life, scum not very nice, and should have bone dry Christmas trees shoved up their bums (lights, tinsel and all), and lit on fire be forced to live the way they think the rest of the people should live.

Tell Mommy and Daddy not to vote for Gray People, because they are $#%&@  %#$%!!! very, very bad.

Thanks to Mrs. Clausen’s 5th grade class for the pictures.