Political Humor

The political roundtable continues with the greatest minds conservative politics has ever seen, or ever will see. This week we take a look at whether or not polar bears should be put on the endangered list.

Les: I don’t believe they’re actually endangered… yet. Just wait until this 10-12 years of global cooling kicks in. Icebergs floating around the Jersey shoreline, littered with hungry bears looking for seals. East coast pimps will demand their white fur coats. That’s the problem that I foresee. Let Greenpeace step in front of that group.

Chris: Polar Bears > Inuit. If I were them I would train polar bears to attack and kill moonbats. Then bring the animals down to Oregon where they can go nuts and bite hippies’ faces. It will be like a Native American Sherman’s March against stupidity and liberalism.

Of course the Democrats will counter with a casino plan to appease the Inuit.

Fiar: You may think you would do some pretty crazy things for a Klondike bar, but a polar bear will rip your head off and sh*t down your neck. Then it will poke out your eyes and skull f*ck you. Then it will take your Klondike bar.

And will Greenpeace be there to help? Help hold your disembodied head, maybe. No, there will be no good times at the casino for you. Thanks to the protected polar bear.

No Klodike bar either.

What do you think? Should polar bears be put on the endangered list?

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