Political Humor

And it was hiding on the grassy knoll.

It was the one that was uploaded to Anthony Weiner’s Twitter feed. This explains everything and is much more plausible than the notion of a crazy liberal assassinating his political career all by himself.

If you think Obama was not born here you are a Birther. If you think Bush was responsible for 911 you are a Truther. There are Deathers, people who think Bin Laden is still alive. (He’s hanging with Elvis in Pontiac, Michigan. )

Now there is a new group for people who think any flak aimed at Barack is fueled by racism: Racers.

Here at Radioactive Liberty we have created a test for people to determine if they are a Racer.

Question #1: Are you Whoopi Goldberg?

If you answered yes to this question you are in fact a Racer.

Question #2: True or false: White conservatives secretly voted against Obama in 2008 and Democrats were able to counter the covert racism by illegally flooding the election results with extra votes.

If you answered true you are a Racer and also probably so far to the left you make Obama look like a Moderate. I hear Cuba is very nice this time of year. Make sure you bring toilet paper though.

Question #3: True or False: The news coverage of the Birther controversy was a distraction from the real issues.

If you answered true then you are not only a Racer but ignorant.

Two billion people watched the Royal Wedding. Millions of Americans woke up at the crack of dawn to see it. Every news channel and TLC were devoted to live wall-to-wall coverage.

But somehow Birther talk was the big distraction that week. Elle. Oh. Elle.

Question #4: True or False: You look at the Royal Wedding and wonder where the black people are.

If you answered true you are a Racer. Perhaps you should be asking liberal buddy Prince Charles why that is by the way. Maybe he’s too busy worrying about having less than 96 months to live to come up with racial quotas for the royal family. I don’t know.

If you answered “false” or “no” to all of these questions you are not a Racer. Congratulations.

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Do you have a quiz question to determine if someone is a Racer? Leave yours in the comments below.

I know Media Matters a.k.a. Mrs. Johnson’s 6th grade writing class has a playground war, I mean an obsession with FOX News but this is ridiculous.

One of their latest posts, “The 50 Worst Things Glenn Beck Said” is nearly 14,000 words long, twenty-eight pages in a Word document.

14,000 words!

By the time someone finishes reading it…

Glenn Beck will be back on the air at FOX News.

Couples will have conceived and birthed children.

Nancy Pelosi will have read the Obamacare Act.

Voters will oust Obama in 2012.

I know the post is nearly all quotations but it still is 14,000 words. That isn’t blogging. That’s slave labor which is not surprising for the left. Old habits die hard apparently.

I hope for their sake they just picked fifty quotes and did not actually take a list of a few hundred and narrow them down to the current number. But knowing how the liberal mind operates they probably got really high one night and made a naked Twister game out of it. Then afterwords, they hung out in the bushes outside FOX News studios like all Media Matters stalkers do.

So how much is 14,000 words?

Our posts here at Radioactive Liberty are generally about 200-400 words, so let’s call it an average of 300. It would take forty-seven posts just to equal their leviathan. At the rate we publish that’s two months of content. Three if we are in a really lazy mood.

If we placed each of the 14,000 words end-to-end it would reach around the world twice. But it would take even longer to place them because it would be done by government workers.

Still not as long as reading the blog post though.

[Thanks to Buzzpal for the Trump pic.]