Political Humor

Nauseating Libya Spin

Put on the hip waders and grab hold of reality before jumping into the vortex of the 24/7 news cycle. Watching the unending stream of “experts”, politicians, and commentators talking about Libya is down right dizzying.

So choke back the rising bile and plant a foot on the floor to keep your seat from spinning. This Danteland, Mad Tea Party ride is far from over.

No Kool-Aid Tinted Glasses Here

Fortunately, I can clearly see through the Obama’s Kinetic Military Action in Libya is necessary and nice, verbal barrage of the MSM, RINOs, Dems and folks who should know better -Bill O’Reilly.

While not all on the Left sees eye to eye, certainly enough are for them to declare a policy consensus, if not Mission Accomplished. Just watch. The RINO and Democrat heretics who don’t support the War Lord will soon be branded as anti-Islamic racist and Kinetic Humanitarian Action deniers. It’s too late for the rest of us.

Reading into the Libs’ comments I find, Muslims killing other Muslims is alright, witness Bahrain, Syria, Iran, Yemen, etc.

Alright that is:

• as long as we don’t get involved

• don’t have an election coming up

• don’t have an incumbent President with really saggy pole numbers

Except all of the above apply.

So Kinetic Military Action -humanely bombing people to save lives- is being used as Political Botox and if lucky, a boob job and butt lift.

The Electioneering Humanitarian Spin on Libya goes like this: blowing-up Muslims we don’t like is actually helping them, and the environment.

Think of it as mercy killings. They’re suffering, but just don’t know it. While breathing, they can potentially burden a struggling emergency health care system. Or worse, they may injure radical Islamic Rebels.

Bottom Line: Carbon footprints are really hard to make when you no longer walk the earth.

Bombing is EcoFriendly

Explosions loosen the soil, infusing iron and other tract elements, and allowing better aeration. An added plus is if living mater is simultaneously dispersed into the ground. This fertile soil will lead to green sprouty things -giving an arid wasteland a nice Palm Springs appeal.

These plants grow and suck-up the excess CO2 from developed nations’ emissions, saving the planet!

With Obama taking a seat in the back of the U.N. short bus, it can’t be too long before America goes under it. Liberals, Progressives, Socialist, and Communist of the world rejoice!

Now the Canadians are in charge, so you know repeated, aerial soil tilling (like on Gaddafi’s compound or command posts, when we’re not interested in regime change), has to be good for the earth.

You see, War (Oops, I mean Kinetic Military Action) is green! Qaddafi should be thanking us!

I think I’m a little ahead of the curve on this one, but suspect you’ll be hearing this as Democrat Talking Points in the next few days.

[Once Again: The day after Chris posted a pic as Obama with an Indian headdress and used 'headdress' in his post, Rush Limbaugh mentions headdress. Just one more example, in a long line of 'coincidences'. Come-on Rush, someone there at E.I.B. has been reading Radioactive Liberty for a long time now. When are you going to admit we're part of your show prep?

Thanks to IOTW and Michelle Malkin, the most recent blogs to link back to RL when they used my photoshopped images. These two, and several others, give credit where credit is truely appreciated. ]

Tonight, A special one time only concert in Libya brings back good times and hits from the 80s to celebrate Not-War.

Twisted Sister kicks things off and gets Benghazi rocking with “I Wanna Rock!”

The Police reunite to echo a tribute to the No Fly Zone with “Bombs Away”

Kiss Teams up with Rebecca Black for a special version of “I Wanna Rock N Roll All Night.”

I wanna rock n roll all night and party every day. Partyin’ partyin’ yeah!

The good times really get going when Poison performs “Nothin’ But a Good Time.”

Kenny Loggins cuts it loose with “Footloose.”

The Cure performs a very special version of “Friday, Friday, Friday I’m in Love.”

Ac/Dc reminds us where the Obama administration is taking us.

There’s More! Night Ranger gives us “Sister Christian.”
Warrant gives us Dessert in the Desert with “Cherry Pie.”
Eddie Murphy’s girl wants to “Party all the Time – Fun, fun, fun, fun.”
Milli Vanilla performs every one of their half dozen hits, exactly like they performed them in the studio for the most amazing 25 minutes of silence you will ever hear!

Motley Crue features a 50 foot animatronic President George W. Bush for their rendition of “Shout at the Devil.”

The Show Closes as USA for Africa brings down the house with “We Are the World.” What better tribute to Not-War in Africa could there ever be?

Get your tickets now by calling 1-666-BULLSHIT

(Obviously this is an April Fools joke. Rebecca Black couldn’t get her parent’s permission to travel to Libya)

Holy crap Obama started a war with Libya and the left is totally fine with it?

Liberals, you just went off the reservation. And your War Chief is leading the way.

Color me impressed.

I never thought you would come around to this way of thinking. And you are not messing around either.

Circumventing Congress was a smart move. Remember last time the US played by the rules? It took forever to get approval.

The UN took like a week.

Besides, it is a much better move to buy, I mean attain the UN’s permission because they get jealous and throw hissy fits if the US starts wars without them.

Going with the military help of ten nations instead of forty, like in Iraq is a much better idea. Less carbon footprint. We are there to secure the oil not destroy the ecosystem.

I especially like how liberals are keeping the public guessing.

That one part where you said the US was not running the show yet at the same time you said we were handing control over to NATO but yet at the same time France was kind of in charge but at the same time we were the ones bombing everything?

Yeah that was awesome.

And don’t worry about any kind of plan or how things will turn out. Just keep flying over the country and blowing a bunch of shit up and in no time you will get your Neo-Lib badge and your very own Headdress of The Lower War Chief.

Disclaimer: Being Lower War Chief does involve getting coffee for the Upper War Chiefs every morning but the health benefits are not that bad.