Political Humor

Two or so years ago in Harry Reid’s Office…

Bill Clinton: “…and that’s why Hilary should be President.”

Harry Reid: “Just because she’s already picked out the drapes for the Oval Office, and her transition team, doesn’t mean she should automatically get the job.”

Bill Clinton: “If she’s not President, she’s going to be pissed.”

Harry Reid: “Bill, I’ve got other people to talk to. Barack Obama is waiting in the outer office.”

Bill Clinton: “Who?”

Joe Biden: “Obama. You remember, he gave that speech at the convention.”

Bill Clinton: “Still doesn’t ring a bell.”

Joe Biden: “Come-on, he’s that nice-looking African-American guy. He’s articulate and bright and clean.”

Bill Clinton: “Yeah, I remember him now. What about Edwards?”

Harry Reid: “He’s having an affair.”

Bill Clinton: “And?”

Harry Reid: “His wife’s a bitch.”

Bill Clinton: “And? So, why do you want this Obama guy anyway? He’s black, right? I mean, what’s the big deal? We’ve already had a black president… me.”

Harry Reid: “Okay Bill, you keep thinking that. Look, it’s time for a game change. This guy is actually only half black, so he’s light skinned and doesn’t speak with a Negro dialect, except when he wants to.”

Bill Clinton: “I’m telling you, Hillary won’t accept playing second fiddle to anybody.”

Joe Biden: “What about me? I’m more qualified than Obama.”

Harry Reid and Bill Clinton: “Shut-up, Joe.”

Harry Reid: “Listen Bill, I’ve got a tight schedule today. I need to get Senator Obama in here.”

Bill Clinton: “I understand. Hey, before he comes in, can you have him get me a cup of coffee to go?”

Les James has more conservative political humor at Sideshow Mirrors and Climate Change Lies over at Mild Max