Political Humor

The day we have been waiting for since November 2nd, or should I say we, the ones we have been waiting for arrived today. The 112th Congress was sworn in.

Claiming power beneath the Capitol dome, resurgent Republicans gained control of the House of Representatives on Wednesday as the 112th Congress convened in an era of economic uncertainty. Dozens of tea party-backed lawmakers took office in both houses, eager to cut spending and reduce government’s reach.

“The people voted to end business as usual, and today we begin carrying out their instructions,” said newly elected House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, replacing Democrat Nancy Pelosi and transformed instantly into the nation’s most powerful Republican in a new era of divided government.

There’s Pelosi giving up the ceremonial gavel, despite her pledge that Republicans would have to pry it out of her cold, dead hands which was pretty easy because she has the upper body strength of a nine year-old.

And on a side note Luther Vandross gave shorter award show speeches.

The bad news of course is that Press Secretary Robert Gibbs is stepping aside. How is that bad? Yeah, he was a douche and always seemed like he was winging it, but Gibbs also was a good punching bag.

He is the messenger and in politics everyone shoots them. He played his role.

So goodbye to the hacks like Pelosi, Patches, Chris Dodd, Gibbs, and the rest of the Democratic cronies and coat-tail riders.

Consider the swamp officially drained. For now.

It’s Christmas Time again. Those of you have been with us for a while, know that means the planet’s best and highest ranked Conservative Political Humor and Satire site, Radioactive Liberty, has great gift ideas for you.

This year’s hottest movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is great if you’re a kid, but nothing says stuff-it to a right-wing political aficionado quite like whining  liberal partisans.

So if you’re going to shove items into stockings this holiday season, the only things better than incriminating classified documents about the Clintons, is all eight Harry Reid movies, from Radioactive Liberty Productions -a subsidiary of RL Gear.

The Harry Reid Saga

The Hogwash School of Political Theory is divided into four houses, Reagan, Rino, Blue Dog and Socialist. Witness the maniacal joy on the face of young Harry Reid when he’s sorted into Socialist House. There he meets a young woman, who is unable to change her facial expression.

Years later, they both become powerful, evil practitioners of the Dark Political Arts. They gather around themselves like-minded minions, bent on subjugation and domination.

Their plans seem unstoppable, when Sarah, the Sexy Sorceress of the North uses an ancient herbal drink -lightly sweetened with sugar and served hot- to change the Wicked Witch of Bay from the Speaker of her House, to a common house elf.

A war begins. Both side take casualties. The Blue Dogs are wiped out and the Rinos are cut in number.

Many of the Cold Enchanter’s minions a defeated in battle, but yet she remains defiant, and swears vengeance upon the Hot Lady. Harry Reid also suffers losses, and is furious, as he sees his powerful hold on the nation slowly draining away.

Harry tries every nasty trick he’s ever learned, but the Powers of Niceness are immune to his magical machinations. He resorts to Backdoor Persuasion.

When even this maneuver fails, Harry Reid enlist the aid of the Half-Black Pres, only to find that he will only serve his own interest. Harry feels betrayed, lost and all but alone. Only Harry’s hatred keeps him from retreating to his desert domain.

As time runs out the question becomes, can Harry Reid manipulate the Chosen One to do his will? Or will they all be cast into the Well of Obscurity?

Find out what happens to He Who Should Not Be and the Wicked Bitch of the Way…er, ah, Witch of the Bay. Order your set of the Harry Reid saga, today.

As always, we encourage the sharing of all of our images and material, but in the Spirit of the Season, please give us credit for our work. Thanks.

Merry Christmas

PIGS in a Blanket

Just when you thought we couldn’t get any stupider, we get way, much more stupider.

According to Reuiters – an unnamed U.S. official said the U.S. would be willing to have the IMF (International Monetary Fund) give more money to support the European Financial Stability Facility.

Why is it always an “unnamed” official?

The U.S. is the IMF’s biggest stakeholder, with 16.7% of the vote. How do you get that much pull? By being the biggest investor. Wait, investor? So, we can expect a profit, right?

Ah.. nah.

What this means is,  the U.S. will most likely be borrowing more money from China to give to the E.U., who will give it to the P.I.G.S. (Portugal, Ireland, Greece & Spain) as a security blanket. Because they’re too big to fail.

Think we can get the IMF to bailout New York and California? Aren’t they too big to fail too?

Ah… nah.

Pelosi to Bailout Defeated Dems

I predict Nancy Pelosi will slip a little something into the unemployment insurance extension bill that will pad the pockets of every Democrat politican, across the country, who is losing their job in January.