Political Humor

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Touch My Junk

Yes it’s been a while. Me and Fiar have been involved in Dark Ops for several months. Can’t talk about it. Chris C is still out there somewhere and Jumpout is MIA.

So much has happened. So many lost opportunities for great political humor.

Oh well.  I thought I’d ease back into this with some political humor images.

The best stuff in the last couple days are the dude in San Diego told TSA “If you touch my junk, I’ll have you arrested.”,

and Charlie Rangle walking out on his own ethics trial -that he asked for.  Funny, but not surprising. Just proves that Washington Insiders are a

different species.

Guess that’s all for now.

I’d like to thank Les James, Doctor of Photography, for giving me permission to publish the Nancy and Barney images that originally appeared on Sideshow Mirrors (his seldom updated and seldom read blog).  Crap, that’s me. It HAS been too long.

November 16, 2010   10 Comments

Obama Care, Trick or Treat?

Michael Moore Democrats Political Humor

On a completely unrelated note to ObamaCare, but related to Halloween, I went to a 6th grade Halloween dance at the school. Now, first of all, I felt a little awkward showing up at the school, because that is the way I felt in school back when they made me go there to learn how to be a good little subordinate of the State – which they failed at, by the way.

Once I got there, I had an exciting revelation. It turns out they were having an election. I didn’t even need to register to vote. This made me suspicious. Is ACORN behind this voting thing? And just what measures were being taken to prevent voter fraud?

I was completely unprepared to vote. There were approximately 200 candidates, and there was no indication just what position each candidate was campaigning for. What were their party affiliations? What if the candidate I voted for “best use of Halloween colors” was really running for “most realistic costume?” Who audits the vote count?

Not only that, but I had no idea where any of the candidates stood on the issues. I assumed that the person with the most expensive costume was in favor of economic growth, and the person that made their own costume probably favored fiscal responsibility, but was the zombie surgeon in favor of Socialized health care, or opposed to it?

I cast my votes, not knowing anything about the candidates for office, which really isn’t any different than anyone else does in a political election. Mostly I voted for people that looked good, or that I already knew. Also, much like a political election.

I do think the vote was rigged, however. My step-daughter did not win for best costume, and I voted for her twice. I demand a recount.

Happy Halloween!

Thanks to Les for letting me hijack his Halloween picture post.

October 31, 2009   2 Comments

Pelosi Sees Swastikas – Brands Protesters As Nazis

Pelosi Brands Nazi Political Humor

It may be a funny political picture, but the subject isn’t. What’s your opinion?

August 8, 2009   4 Comments