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Incendiary Rhetoric is a Conservative Phenomenon? I beg to differ.

With all the heated talk from the Left about how we Conservatives are using free speech to incite violence, and are screaming inflammatory verbiage to stir-up people, I thought we should document a case of this from the libs.

This is not the hatred you’re looking for.

Recently we had a rude Far Left, hit and run commenter. Nothing unusual there. The difference was, this person left far more than intended.

Commenting on FIAR’s post, Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection -The Change We Have Been Hoping For, wina wrote:

“all you white people are the ones that put a black man in office because you felt like you felt sorry for black people but most of your white women sleep whith them so how can you white niggers be mad at Obama you are why he is ruling because you dont know how to treat your women an they go black.”

…a lot of sick writing later…

“…Thank you, because if it were’nt for you and your hatetred we would not be more unified people. Sincerly, Justin Altice King, an educated black man. p.s. come get you some.Roll Tide….”

Roll Tide? Hey! What do you mean by that?

OK, the point of all of this:

Hours after I wrote my retort,

“wina- My bet is you’re not even black. You’re just another white poser with a guilt complex, a progressive axe to grind, and had to find a way to use the “N” word in a context that made you feel justified. Nice.” Etc, etc…

I did something I’ve never done before,  I went into the inner workings of Radioactive Liberty and found wina’s email address (required to post a comment). Little did I know how dead-on my first impression of this commenter was.

This is where is gets fun.

I typed their name into Google. How did I know their name? It was the email address! Total rookie, dumb ass move, but thank you!

What? Where you high when you wrote that crap, or are you really that stupid? Or both? You get additional points for both.

Anyway, this led me to a Facebook page, where I saw this person’s website address -in plain view. From there the slimy trail led on to more websites and blogs. Finding all kinds of personal info was as easy as clubbing baby harp seals.

A list of my discoveries:

1. This “educated black man” is a White woman. (Writing as wina, who could see that coming?)

2. She’s a well-known artist. (Read East Coast Moonbat)

3. Found her picture. (Not so flattering, so I fixed it- at no charge!)

4. Jackpot! Found this personal information: she likes NPR, her birth date, city of birth (not in U.S.), education history, resume, cell phone company, current city of residence (in U.S.), list of galleries where she shows her work, magazines where she had work published, far left blogs where she’s commented, and blogs where she has been interviewed, a few praised her.

One writing: “One of my nearest and dearest from (deleted) is the fabulous illustrator extraordinaire (deleted). Everyone who has the pleasure of knowing (deleted) finds her a true treasure among those on earth.” Guess they don’t really know her.

5. Had the option of getting her home address from a particular paid service. Didn’t. Why would I spend good money to find an intolerant progressive, when I can throw a rock in any direction in a city and hit one. Not that I’m advocating throwing rocks. You might miss and brake a window of a hard working, job providing, honest store owner -or in libspeak: an evil rich person.

6. Found pictures of her studio. Here’s a sample:

Creepy, huh?

All of this, and more, from a half hour’s searching on Google. Amazing what you can find there -once you filter out the porn … or not.

The artist put her information out for public consumption. Little did she expect it was she who would become the meal.

Now for desert

White wina (Does sound like a desert. Expect it’s bitter and hard to swallow.), I’m going to respect your privacy. Though my perverse side yearns to expose you for the Agitating, Bigoted, Hate-filled, Racist, Uncivil, Abuser of the English Language that you are, I won’t.

Why racist? Seems you believe “educated black” folks really think like that, and they can’t spell or use simple sentence structure, punctuation or grammar, that’s why.

Where you grew-up, you must have encountered the indigenous people -of a darker skin tone than yours. Do you feel the same way about them?

I used ‘feel’ as that’s what liberals do. I know this is true because liberals are always asking, ‘How do you feel about that?’ or ‘How does that make you feel?’.

Conservatives think. I can prove it. Just ask one of us.

You wrote: “…most of your white women sleep whith them…” Do you have  Black lovers? Do they speak like you wrote? Do they know you feel they do? If so, wouldn’t let that out, they may Roll Tide you.

Possibly, you actually hate black people, and this was your way of expressing it. If that’s the case, please come out of the closet and be proud of your individuality. Your friends will still love you, and accept you into their all inclusive, Big Tent.

Or just maybe, you just fantasize about being an “educated black man”. Penis envy? Strap-ons just don’t cut it? Addadicktome in your future?

But I really don’t know. Just taking a page from the Democrat Playbook by throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks- just like you did. Really it’s all guesses, speculation and conjecture on my part.

Lastly wina, if I was the Liberal and you were the Conservative, I’d use this information to destroy you. That’s the Left-Wing Way. Instead I’m sending you an email so you can respond as yourself or Justin Altice King.

As you so eloquently wrote, “…come get you some”.

P.S. The comment Chris C posted in response to yours was mocking you -in case you didn’t catch it …being college educated and all. How do you feel about that?

TSA, Touch my junk, naked body scans, invasive pat-downs, groping, full frontal nudity, Barack Obama jokes and Hot Sarah Palin pictures. What do they all have in common? It’s what folks come here looking for, that’s what. And who are we to deny you that?

While there are some of us who might fantasize about feeling-up the former gov -I wouldn’t suggest it.

This is a real picture. I don’t want to ask.

I’ll bet Fedex won’t approve.

There’s that line crossing thing again.

The TSA agent then went into great detail on how he was going to proceed with the search.

Sorry, couldn’t help it.

OK, so you didn’t get full frontal nudity. This isn’t a porn site, after all.  But if you looked carefully at the FEDEX image…

Obama Bugs Me

Judge Walker, the chief judge of the Federal District Court in San Francisco (like you couldn’t guess the city), ruled this past Wednesday the National Security Agency’s program of surveillance on U.S citizens, sans warrants is… can I get a drum roll please?… illegal. Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, Sen Barack Obama. Still, his administration has tried to keep this well used program  shrouded in secrecy. I guess it’s OK to spy on us as long as George Bush isn’t President.

Could I have made that caption any more awkward?

Fast Food Fix

Fast food will make your children steal, and it’s not their fault. That’s right, eating burgers and fries will force them to shoplift from convenience stores, burglarize your neighbor’s homes and lift cash from your wallets.

Why? Because recent studies have shown it’s as addictive as heroin. We’ve all seen what can happen when McDonald’s runs out of McNuggets -it’s crack whore central.

But don’t worry, Michelle Obama will get your kids into a 12 Step Program, while Kathleen Sebelus shuts down the Fast Food Cartels. It’s up against the wall, Ronald. You’re being replaced with Mickey Mao.

Speaking of 12 Step Programs, when Tiger Woods went into sex rehab, was he slowly weaned-off of porn stars? “OK Tiger, this week we’re going to cut you down to only four women a day. Next week it’s three.” The inhumanity.

The Obama Presidency: Downsizing Your Exceptions

Is Obama Practicing Black Magic?

Ali Hussein Subat, a Lebanese magician, was sentenced to death last month in Saudi Arabia for sorcery, but he’s been given a temporary reprieve. Subat claims he practiced black magic over the past eight years in order to treat patients.

In other words, a man with absolutely no medical training or background -and with the middle name Hussein- thought he could magically run a health care program.

If he walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and weights the same as a duck, he’s made of wood. Therefore…

Does anyone else see a disturbing pattern? Or is it just me?

Hey, visit my other blogs, please. I’ve haven’t done much lately with Mild Max and my crusade against the Global Warming crowd. Then there’s more political humor and satire at Sideshow Mirrors, where Eric’s been having a ball, but he’s getting kind of lonely -’cause I haven’t been posting much there either. Stop by and say hi to him, won’t ya?