Political Humor

Barack Obama T-Shirts make a perfect gift for that special unbiased friend in the objective Mainstream Media.

Here at Obamaco, we not only make Obama Air Tires, we also make political t shirts for voters all across the political spectrum. From Obama supporters to Obama-Biden supporters, even through anti-McCain-Palin activists. We also supply political hats, political pins, political bumper stickers, coffee mugs, pens, and those big foam “we’re #1″ fingers.

Whether you are a fierce supporter of Barack Obama, or just a casual Obama fan, we have the gear that you need.

Even if you hate Sarah Palin, we have special Sarah Palin pins, embossed with the clean and articulate logo of the Obama Campaign. If your politics vary, and it’s John McCain that you hate, we have a special edition McCain=Bush=Hitler sudoku puzzle book.

Order your political t shirts today to show your support for all your favorite candidates in the upcoming 2008 election. But only if that candidate is Obama. Don’t wait until all hope is lost and there is no change left in your pocket. Order today!

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Hi I’m Michael Jordan. Generally I only endorse products that are paying me muy beacoup bucks, but there’s just too much at stake, for me not to add my famous name and considerable influence to this vital and possibly life-saving product. I keep my Air Jordan’s properly inflated at all times to insure maximum performance, but they ain’t sh*t compared to the new Air Obama’s. But don’t let me steal the thunder.

Now, it gives me great honor to present the visionary behind this revolutionary idea, the next President of the United States, Senator Barack Obama.

Thank you Michael for that kind introduction. My fellow citizens of the world, we face a growing threat from price gouging big oil, global climate change and the conservative wing of the Republican Party. America is the greatest country in the world, but with your vote, I can change all that.

Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues, but today I will speak at a level you can understand.

I’ve spoken at length about properly inflated tires. There is now a consensus of scientist from around the planet, who will testify under oath and before Congress that by just maintaining the proper pressure in your tires, we will never have to drill for oil again. So those who have scoffed at this idea in the past can line-up and kiss my black ass.

Today I’d like to introduce an idea whose time has come. The Obama Air Tire or as Michael likes to call them, Air Obama’s. I promise that if elected, I will mandate every vehicle in America, and maybe the world, to be retro-fitted with this tire.

We all know that the United States greedily consumes way too much of the world’s resources and we have a duty to cut back. We must learn to spread this undeserved prosperity around.

Cambodia is an emerging country and needs the resources more than we do. With this in mind, Obama Air Tires will be made there. We can help a struggling economy while reducing our own carbon footprint. It’s a beautiful country, with a wonderful history. I admire their past achievements and I’m thinking of taking a holiday in Cambodia, right after Hawaii.

The Obama Air Tire will be made from recycled bicycle tires collected from around Asia. But the innovative aspect of this revolutionary idea will be what holds the air inside and saves us from brutally killing the polar bears and salmon.

The tire will be lined with an inner tube made from recycled latex that will hold proper air pressure forever. This is a giant leap forward in technology and a far superior method of conserving one of the world’s great natural resources.

We will obtain this valuable commodity by setting up collection boxes on all school campuses and require mandatory recycling of all condoms given out by school nurses. Working women will be encouraged to collect and drop-off these green assets at deposit boxes located in the lobbies of their workplaces.

Finally, I will mandate that all government employees breathe into an air-scrubbing device twice a day. It will separate out oxygen from carbon dioxide or C-O-2 as scientists call it. This C-O-2 will be used to inflate the Obama Air Tire, permanently trapping this killing greenhouse gas, thus saying the planet from global warming and the end of the world as we know it.

Everybody can recognize it. They say, ‘Huh. It works. It makes sense.

Now all I need to save the earth is your vote.

I’m Barack Obama and I approve of me…and this satire.

Air Obamas are not affiliated with Obamaco™ and Air Obama Air Tires™, but Humor-Blogs.com is.

Is the high cost of gas getting you down? Are you struggling week to week trying to make ends meet? Would you like to get more fuel efficiency out of your car, but just don’t know how?

Are you a bitter American that can’t stop clinging to guns and religion?

If you said “yes” to any of these questions, then have I got the solution for you.

“We could save all the oil that they’re talking about getting off drilling, if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could actually save just as much.” ~ Barack Obama

But that’s not all! You see, tires create friction, even when properly inflated. Following the suggestion of President Obama will save less than one-half of one percent of US oil consumption. We need a better way to economize.

That’s why Obamaco developed the cutting edge technology of the Obama Air Tires. Obama Air Tires uses space age technology to power your car without the drag of rubber on the road.

Obama Air Tires never lose pressure, never go flat, and never need to be changed on the side of a dangerous road.
Don’t Let this happen to you. Get Obama Air Tires.

Obama Air Tires use a cushion of air to keep your car off the ground and running smooth. They use a patented and proprietary secret Hope and Change™ technology, so we conveniently can’t tell you how they work.

Once you put Obama Air Tires on your car, it will go from a gas guzzler, to a gas producer. That’s right! You won’t merely save gas. Your car will actually become an oil refinery and make gasoline!

Obama Air Tires are fast!

How much would you be willing to pay for Obama Air Tires now?

We’ve pured billions and billions of taxpayer dollars into developing Obama Air Tires, so it’s almost like you’ve already bought your own set.

But Wait! There’s More!

Call today and get a free set of chrome plated and engraved Obama Tire Gauges. That’s a value of over $10. There’s no obligation to buy anything to get your Obama Tire Gauges. They’re yours free, just for calling 1-866-PIE-IN-THE-SKY.

That’s not all!

The first 30 callers will also get a free Barack Henry Obama Version of the Bible with an inscription by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

Obama Air Tires are not available in stores. You can only get them by calling 1-866-PIE-IN-THE-SKY. Call now!

Obama Air Tires, Obama Tire Gauges, and Barack Henry Obama Version of the Bible are not available in all 58 states. No money back guarantee. All orders are final.

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Image Credits: Hover Car by James Harris, P1040461 by SeanL.