Obama Infomercial Airs on 7 Networks
Tonight (Wednesday October 29), President Obama will address the nation in his first State of the Union Address since he became President following the Democrat Primaries. In the new Obama ad, Barack Obama is expected to outline his plan for the Presidency over the next 8-10 years. He will talk about his plans for the economy in all 58 states, and detail how he hopes to change the change in hope that will hopefully change as a result of his dedication to hope and change.
The half hour infomercial, that will hopefully soon grace the pages of the Ridiculous Infomercial Blog, will air on CBS, NBC, Fox, MSNBC, BET, TVOne, and Univision, with only ABC deciding to preempt the historical speech by our new messianic overlord, and first half-black President. Prayer and praise of His Lordship Obama is set to begin at 8 PM eastern tonight. Fox has announced that only the pre-game show of the World series will be bumped by the Grand coronation ceremony.
The World series was put on a historical mid-game suspension due to weather and resumes tonight, with the possibility of the Philadelphia Phillies becoming World Series champs if they win the 2-2 deadlock. But that pales in comparison to the important message of the Messiah Obama.
Following prayers and hymns sung in honor of our new Christ and Savior, President Obama, his Grace and Highness, is expected to target the Sarah Palin Vice Presidential bid, and attack McCain on the economy. This will undoubtedly be a crowd rousing maneuver that political analysts predict will solidify the Obama Presidency as one of the most victorious Presidencies in US history.
You’ll be saying “Wow!” when you see the full length Obama infomercial. Indeed, it’s even more amazing than shoe mops. Which is good, because shoe mops are the perfect accessory to the mop bucket that’s perpetually stuck on Obama’s head. Obama slices, he dices. He can even cut an economy down to the depths of abysmal non-existence. There’s never been a better time to sell.
I, for one, will be practicing the new anthem of the USSA in eager anticipation of His Lordships ascension to immortality.
The studio audience will receive free copies of Obama’s self-absorbed books outlining how amazing he is as a human being. The show will conclude with viewers being given a toll free number they can use to order additional voter registrations through ACORN.
UPDATE: It was half featured on the Ridiculous Infomercial Review. I love the picture of him wearing the RonCo apron.
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Here’s the Obama Infomercial video
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October 29, 2008 9 Comments


