Political Humor

Want an Official Obama plate to hang on your wall? Or how about a few of those coins with the Certificate of Authenticity but you don’t want to pay an arm and a leg for them? Or maybe you just want something unique in the way of Obama-ploitation mementos? Have we got the perfect keepsake for you.

Hi, I’m Billy Mays. I’ve promoted a lot of wonderful products in my time but I’ve never seen anything like this. Image owning a piece of history that you’ll be proud to display on you mantle. Think of what you friends will say, when they see that you have your very own bit of Obama.

Obama-mania is sweeping the nation. But many of these products are limited to short runs and will simply disappear in the next few months. And once they’re gone, they’re gone!

DemTools is very happy to announce that they have reached an exclusive agreement with our new President, for a phenomenal collectible that you can keep on collecting.

What makes this such a national treasure you ask? That’s simple. Like any good renewable resource, this one is very abundant and has little impact on the environment. What could this delightful product be?

It’s the amazing Barack BM, and we won’t be running out any time soon.

Over the course of 8-10 years, the average person poos 2927-4212 times, but not our new President. He’s full of it, and want’s to spread the wealth. Best of all, the more he spreads it, the deeper it gets. Isn’t that fantastic?

We expect at least 20 times the crap from him as compared to any other President in living memory. Matter of fact, every deposit is so large, we divide it up into hundreds of smaller souvenirs. So there’s plenty to go around.

Watch this. Ordinary human excrement is soft and smells bad. [Squishes some in his hand] Wow, that’s nasty!

But not the amazing Barack BM. It’s tough as nails. [Bangs it loudly on the table] Would you do this with a regular bowel movement? [Holds to nose] and Barack BM doesn’t stink! That’s incredible!

After repeated washings, Barack BM still looks as fresh as the day it was made. It’s completely lead free, you can let you kids play with it. Non-toxic, organic and is bio-degradable, it makes the perfect gift.

Best of all, it comes with a Statement of Ingredients; you’ll know just what’s in each pile.

Here’s a testimonial from a satisfied customer. It’s from Mikey, a 9 year old boy from Pennsylvania.

[Billy reads]

Wasn’t that touching?

Approved by the FDA, the Federal Defecation Administration, and it’s certified.  That way you’re guaranteed, that if it’s from President Obama, it’s 100% Pure H#1t.

Order yours today and we’ll throw in a free Michelle Obama tampon! You’d think supplies would be limited but this First Lady’s always on the rag.

Get yours now!

Les has more Obama S#1t available at Sideshow Mirrors

*Les, I assure you I read the whole thing and did not just squeeze this crap out through the queue ~Fiar