Political Humor

Obama’s taken more than enough rope to hang himself

As an officially recognized  Enemy of the State, I operate outside the sanctioned parameters of Obamaland.

His “If they bring a knife to a fight, we bring a gun” mentality, shows the President’s willingness to inflict great and grievous bodily harm on those who dare oppose him. Should I answer in like kind -even in writing- I get elevated to Enemy Combatant status. So be it.

I’m not at all against physically defending myself or my family, but today I’ll keep it to a War of Words.

Check the polls, Barry. You’re losing that war too. You may be coming to the end of your…. ah, rope.

Right now, BO’s message is clear, hanging Muslims is OK, and it stinks

With half white, Obama’s recent racist statement about “…slowly tightening the noose…” on Gaddafi, how long will it be before that policy extends here to other practitioners of the Islamic faith -or us?

Of course this is all meant as gallows humor, but I beg, drown me, roast me, throw me into the brier patch. Do what ever you please. Only please massa Barack, please don’t hang me.

A parting thought. If Obama was to kick the chair out from under himself, that would make him the first Well-Hung Black President.

Brews at the White House.  Obama, Biden and Gates pick at their nuts.  Crowley bravely faces this “teachable moment”.

The recent Suds and Duds Beer Fest at the White House raised the ugly specter of Racial Profiling to the forefront of the American Consciousness, again. (Actually it was Obama’s Black Panther styled, racist remarks that caused the whole problem in the first place, but we’re not supposed to say that. Shhhhh.) This is sarcasm.

In the interest of National Security and spurred on by the ever increasing threat from society’s majority, the Department of Homeland Security has taken decisive action. They released a computer program. That’ll fix it. This is sarcasm too.

The majority being defined as, dangerous, chick digging, white males between the ages of 18 and 65, that aren’t poor trailer trash, crips or tards, (’cause everyone else is a minority) who continue to point fingers at protected class minority citizens, laugh, make non-PC jokes, say mean spirited and hurtful things about them, or worse, to them. This is the ugly truth in the form of a joke.

Author’s Note:

Since I qualify, hitting all points of  the above criteria, I can say what I want about the majority. But, if you aren’t a member of this disreputable, world dominating group, keep your fucking mouth shut and opinions about us to yourself, or I’ll put a size 13 boot up your minority ass. This is a threat.

It’s a middle-class, white guy thing. You wouldn’t understand. This is satire, or possibly parody.I’m willing to entertain your opinions on this. That’s because I’m enlightened, tolerant, a really nice guy, that and I’ve been taking pointers from Fiar.

What? Give a Politically Correct apology for my Absolutely Correct analyses?

My left ball I will -which sits next to it’s twin and hangs beneath something else The Messiah doesn’t possess (despite what the opening title said). This may well be true. And even if it’s not, I’m going to keep saying it.

If you were at all offended by this, good. It makes my point all that more salient. The reason I continue to bring up Obama’s half white, half black roots, is because he’s made an issue of it. This gives me not only permission, but a license to satire. Practically a mandate. Personally, I couldn’t give a shit less about someone’s color, gender, religious preference, creed, etc, etc,etc. I’m an American. Nothing in front of it, and if that not good enough for you too, go back where you came from. But ask your mother’s permission first. I gotta think that would hurt, a lot. This is just sick and not very funny.

DHS Computer program replaces sketch artist

Have you seen this person of interest? If you have, please notify the jackbooted, Brown Shirts at ACORN or DHS and get one Carbon Credit or an extra week’s, lifesaving treatment for an aging relative. Offer expires with the relative. Now that’s funny.