Political Humor

President Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) calls in a hack computer guy with marginal Photoshop skills to help him design the New American Flag. They sit in the Oval Office.
Obama: “How do you use that thing? I don’t see a teleprompter?”
Hack: “It’s a laptop, Mr. President. The screen’s sort of like a teleprompter.”
Obama: “I [...]

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I’m really pissed-off. Want to know why? Whether you do or not, I’m going to tell you anyway.
It’s like this, did I get any money from the National Endowment for the Arts? No! Did I get to be in on the teleconference with Buffy The Walmart Slayer Wicks? No! Did I get asked to do [...]

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End of Life Counselors – Something wicked this way comes.
G Man: “Good evening. Are you Mr. Les James?”
Les: “That’s not my real name, but yes, do write under that nom de plume. Pardon my French. Why?”
G Man: “Great. My name is Rolands. I’m from the Government. I’m here to help.”
Les: “No, that’s way too [...]

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