Political Humor

Yea verily, a vision has come unto me and removed the scales of heresy from mine eyes.

The truth I speak may seem to contradict everything you know about many of the world’s religions.  Still my brothers and sisters, I stand before you to say – I absolve Obama of all his transgressions. I, a most humble person of less-than-dirt worthiness, do hereby proclaim Our Saviour free of iniquity.

For he has made a phone call and has even written a note, asking for absolution.  The written word, I say! It must be obeyed!

I have gazed into his heart and soul and have seen the truth. I have been blessed by this vision. Transformed, I have now become a person of respect for his divinity.

We conservatives were wrong about this saintly man, and I will tell you why. It was not, I repeat not, a sin to cast -what many have seen as- aspersions upon a courageous group of people, who rise above the impediments fate has thrown in their way, and go on to show the world the true meaning of courage.

It was not Politically Incorrect for The Messiah to say he has the bowling skill of one who would bravely compete in the Special Olympics. For this misunderstood statement was much the same as any term of endearment, offered to one black man from another.

Yet if given by those of a lighter shade toward a person of color, it is a terrible transgression. For I see the statement for what it truly is.

I have seen the light that shines on Him and in it, I see Him as a peer to that sanctified, Protected Minority -the Mentality Challenged.

Blessed be His name,

Amen

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Our First Black President will not his Treasury Secretary go.  “Sorry, buddy, you’ve still got the job.” This is what Obama the Slaver said that he would tell Timmy Geithner if he ever dared try to resign.

Timmy!

Before you go getting your little girl panties all in a wad, take a look at the links.  Remember that I, like Obama am many levels above the vulgar hoy polloi. My message must interpreted for the nuisances it contains and divined to find its complete meaning. And after that if you still don’t like it -I couldn’t give a shit less.