Political Humor

Bin Laden is dead. Justice has been done.

Great job to our troops, Bush, Obama, Cheney, and everyone else for their role in bringing this victory to fruition.

We spend a lot of time bashing Obama but Radioactive Liberty must give credit where credit is due: Osama Bin Laden was killed on Barack’s watch.

Amazingly, someone in the crowd gathered outside the White House held up a Bush/Cheney election sign in celebration.

But best of all, the war in Afghanistan is finally over. Ten years of chasing the guy that killed thousands of people has come to a fitting end.

Mission Accomplished.

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This morning, Harry Reid said “… but hope lies eternal”, when asked about how 2011 budget negations are going with the evil Tea Party.

Let’s not get into the weeds about who’s fault it is the Dems couldn’t pass a budget last year, when they controlled the House, Senates and the Presidency.

The Democrats can in no way be held accountable for not passing a budget by last October as mandated by law. They were far too busy helping us by passing things like ObamaCare to worry about a little thing like funding the government.

The obvious problem for Democrats is now, a very few freshman Tea Party caucus member are SO powerful, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, et.al. can’t get past them with their overwhelming numbers and seniority. What’s are they going to do when more are elected in 2012? All hope truely is lost!

“…but hope lies eternal.” I can read at least two meanings into that phrase. And both reflect the Far Left’s policies. Funny how an obvious slip on Reid’s part reveals so much.

What ever happens, government shut down or not, I’m still voting Obama. I’ll tell you why next time.

Radioactive Liberty News  interrupts your usual programming to bring you this breaking news story…

Good evening, I’m Jim Fuddbutter and we have word that for the first time in recorded history, liberals and left-wingers are holding a pro-US rally for the Libyan War.

We now go to Chris Cameron live on the scene. Chris?

Chris: Thanks Jim and yes it is true. Liberals are holding a first-ever protest in support of an unnecessary and pointless war. The moonbats began gathering at noon and by mid-day the crowd swelled to thousands. They waved American flags, sang patriotic songs, and are even cleaning up after themselves. Our news crew captured some of the signage on display…

But nothing compared to what we witnessed an hour ago when all the protesters stopped to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, then followed it up with a stunning group rendition of “America the Beautiful”.  Teleprompters helped the crowd, providing the lines and lyrics.

It was a magical moment.

Jim: Historical.

Chris: Unprecedented.

Jim: And unexpected too.

Chris: That’s for sure. Nobody saw this one coming. We even had one of our interns double check Nostrodamus’ quatrains and the Bible Code for any hindsight predictions. Nothing.

Jim: I hear chanting in the background. What are they saying?

Chris: The Liberals took their age-old chants and modified them for the cause. One that went on for hours was “hey hey! ho ho! Khadaffi’s got to go!” They also were fond of  “What does France want? Oil! When do they want it? Now!“.

Hold on…there is a stir in the crowd. A large man is coming towards me. It’s Michael Moore. Get ready Jim there could be fireworks.

Chris: You are the last person I would expect here. What’s the deal?

Michael Moore: I’m here today because America is not broke. We have money and those state workers from New York that won the lottery should give up their earnings to pay for our deficit.

And you’re holding a cheeseburger. Hand it over. Me hungry!

Chris: Okay okay.

Jim: Are you alright?

Chris: Yes, Moore left once I surrendered my food.

Frankly Jim I’m not sure what to expect next. This is both awkward and surreal at the same time, much like a complete stranger saying hello to as you pass them by on the street.

But all of us will remember this day and where we were the first time liberals protested for a war. This is Chris Cameron signing off.

This has been a presentation of Radioactive Liberty News. Stay tuned later for another breaking news story…Media Matters reveals conservatives thought Obama was a socialist before he was elected. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.