Political Humor

I recently discovered this amazing political humor site. I googled conservative political humor, and it was the top result. I took a look around, and from what I’ve seen, Les James and Chris C, who apparently own and operate the site do an excellent job. In a comment on the recent Elena Kagan piece, “Mrs. T” said,

I propose an experiment. Print out what you write then show it to ten complete strangers, be sure to take full credit for your work and record the results.

I assure you Mrs. T, I am a complete stranger, and what is coming from the gaping hole that Les James calls a mouth is top quality politcal humor.

Senator Bendict Arlen Specter was defeated in the Democrat Primary by Congressman Joe Sestak. Back in April 2009 Specter switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats based on the premise that he would be more likely to get elected as a Democrat.

Oops. Hey Arlen, is that egg on your face?

Why, yes it is, Fiar. Eggs Benedict, in fact.

President Obama visited Youngstown, Ohio to act as Cheerleader in Chief for his Economic policies. He told the citizens of Ohio, where unemployment is hovering around 15%

“I think any fair-minded person would say that if we hadn’t acted, more people in the Mahoning Valley, more people in Ohio, and more people across America would be out of work today.”

Teleprompter, telepromter. Wherefore art thou Teleprompter?

That’s always a good tactic. Go to someone who has it bad and tell them how much worse they would be if not for your saving grace. Then again, that is a standard from the Democrat Playbook. When a policy isn’t showing any evidence of having any benefit at all whatsoever, just pull a claim out of your ass that things would be worse without your policy.

Obama’s language feels like if you crashed your car into someone, and then said, “What the Hell are you complaining about? If I hadn’t tapped the brakes, you could be dead. Don’t you see how indebted to me you are?”

Finally, the Internet is buzzing with controversy over pole dancing Miss USA Rima Fakih and her Muslim heritage. One headline I saw even asked if she qualifies as a real Muslim. I, for one, would like to see more pole dancing female Muslims.

It would be a big improvement over the ever fashionable full body Hefty Cinch Sacks. I think the dominant sect of Islam needs to be the St’rippah sect. Then there might be a lot less violence comitted by people of ambiguous religious and cultural heritage.

That’s all I have for now. I would like to thanks Les James and Chris C for allowing me to guest post on their site. I’m new to this whole political humor blogging thing, but I think It’s customary for me to beg for comments now.

One of the great things about being a hard-hitting news site is the fact that you get press credentials, which allows for inside scoops that others are not privy to.

As a result, and (more accurately) due to some fancy footwork by Les James – Jack-booted authorities were evaded, and we are able to provide you with this groundbreaking footage of Hillary Clinton’s darkest secret.

We all know that Hillary Clinton feasts on the unborn, but we now have this exclusive shocking documented evidence about Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Some “experts” may call the credibility of the source into question. Some may even make accusations of “photoshopping,” or doctoring images.

That’s just par for the course for serious journalists, like Jayson Blair and myself. Really, it’s a sign that the powers that be do not like seeing the truth exposed.

I assure you that this shocking photographic evidence is entirely accurate, regardless of whether the image itself is “fake.”

Editorial Note: Due to some technical difficulties – By which I mean taking up the slack for my wife being in Ohio… Which is now a state I hear. Are they going to give those people the right to vote too? If they did, it would be all gun clutching, bible thumping, xenophobic bitterness, and we know how that ends. Right, President Bush?

I think I had a point. Oh, right. part 5 of The Les James Political Humor series will be published later tonight.

Humor-Blogs.com has the funny.