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Steps to Combat Global Warming

Life, as we know it will no longer exist in 20 years. Coastal areas will flood. Mountains will slide into the oceans. The air will be toxic with CO2. Humanity is to blame for this impending catastrophe. Humans who have created Global Warming.

You can minimally increase the amount of time we have by taking drastic measures that ruin the quality of life to which you are accustomed. I know that many of you are skeptical that humans are the cause of global climate change, but the evidence presented in An Inconvenient Truth (aff) is irrefutable. Our true President, Al Gore (Peace be upon him) has forewarned us of our doom, and the time to act is now. [Read more →]