Political Humor

I am voting for Barack Obama and this is not a statement of political humor. I have decided that maybe it is better to be on the winning side. Just ask John McCain who offered to buy all the crappy mortgages.

Everyone wants to be a liberal or get their vote it seems these days and frankly being on the losing side sucks. So give me that Kool-Aid. I’m ready to become a moonbat.

Wow America is right. Buying a used car from Barack Obama is a good idea. Man this is some kick-ass Kool-Aid.

If the rest of the US wants Barack Obama to be President who am I to argue? I mean, millions of people can’t be wrong can they? Shhh let’s not mention the 2004 election. I’m not supposed to listen to facts. I’m voting liberal this year.

Being a man of ambition, I am also taking this a step further then most of my now-fellow moonbats. I have decided to take Obama and the Democratic Party into my heart as my Lord and Savior.

Jesus Christ? Never heard of him.

I feel even better then after drinking the Kool-Aid. It is like a weight is being lifted off my shoulders. No longer will I be burdened by blood pressure spikes when I hear anything Barney Frank says because now I am on his side. I can understand what he is saying!

I also now believe that a man of his competence should be in charge of our money. Besides, the liberal side has free money for meds.

Did you know they let you choose from a list of six anti-depressants? And you can pick up to three! No wonder why everyone is going liberal lately. The benefits are amazing.

So bring on that free health care. Make sure there is vision coverage because it’s so hard to get these days. Glasses are not cheap you know.

Give me a house loan. Don’t worry, I’m good for it. You say I’m not? The government will bail me out and if they don’t I’ll just call ACORN to legally prevent the bank from taking something they own 100% of.

Of course this is all going to cost billions and billions of dollars but Obama and the government being our saviors will just print more of it. Then we can have more free social programs. Then we can print more and more money and live happily ever after.

I’ve even got my moonbat script ready for protests and meetings. When they say ‘Bush sucks‘ I reply ‘yeah f^^k Bush I hate him too! Long live the Beast!‘

I also hear there are free haircuts.

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Chris Cameron writes this weekly column every Thursday here at Radioactive Liberty. He also has an odd and interesting humor blog, Angry Seafood.

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