Political Humor

NEVERLAND RANCH (AP) – Michael Jackson announced today that he will auction off the 1964 Beatles’ hit “Baby’s in Black” and donate the proceeds to the Obama campaign.

Jackson explained, “Obama really makes me tingle inside like no other adult has done before.” Upon hearing the announcement, the Reverend Jesse Jackson (no relation) offered the pop legend an extra testicle in appreciation of the singer’s gesture. Reverend Jackson’s offer immediately drew sharp criticism from the Obama camp, which accused the Reverend of “flip-flopping” his stance on testicles.

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This is the winning entry in our first Political Humor Writer’s Contest. Congratulations to Mark A. Gruwell.

Humor-Blogs.com members are encouraged to help spread the word of the contest and it’s first winner.

Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty is proud to announce its monthly, right leaning, political humor writer’s contest, which started today, or yesterday, or whenever this gets posted.

You are vying for the honor of having your work published at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty for all to critique. The idea is to give those without a blog, a chance to see their hard work torn to shreds by the sniveling cowards who didn’t enter.

The contest is absolutely free and prizes barely exceed the entry fee. Hey, you get what you pay for.

Each month a new topic will be announced. Entrants may tender multiple submissions.

For further information and contest rules please visit the political humor writers contest page. You will also find the link in the navigation bar at the top of the page. The url is http://radioactiveliberty.com/writers-contest/

Why are you still here?  The first topic awaits.

Editorial Note from Fiar: Although the contest is not currently open to bloggers, non-blog owning frequent commenters are permitted to enter. (This would be a good time for frequent commenter RichJ to delete another blog to be compliant with the rules).

We would greatly appreciate the efforts of any bloggers who help publicize the event. You’ll probably want to offer your readers some good reasons why it’s desireable to be published on Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty, so here goes.

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We also rank on the front page of the prestigious Humor-Blogs.com directory, and receive consistent traffic from StumbleUpon and other social media outlets. Needless to say, the winning entry will reach a large and highly targeted audience.

Enough of the sales copy. Spread the word or the terrorist win.
PS – Happy Independence Day