Political Humor

And it was hiding on the grassy knoll.

It was the one that was uploaded to Anthony Weiner’s Twitter feed. This explains everything and is much more plausible than the notion of a crazy liberal assassinating his political career all by himself.

So, Weiner was hacked by a prankster looking to make fun of his last name with a picture of what possibly could be his junk. Or not, he can’t be certain.

Don’t worry because he has launched an investigation. Guess who he hired?

Fresh off the case of the Alphabet Bandit (the one where they discovered the M was actually disquised as a W), Daily KOS CSI arrived on the scene and determined this was a conspiracy.

See, the user hacked Weiner’s account, posted the picture, took a screenshot, then either surrendered control to Weiner or deleted the picture himself. Then he sent the screenshot to Big Government, who posted it there.

Despite the best efforts of Daily KOS law enforcement the hacker remains at large. All Democratic Congresspersons are advised to be aware and prepared, and ready in case the hacker decides to post incriminating pictures on their twitter accounts.

He could strike at any time.

And conservatives are joining the search for the hacker at large too. Gateway Pundit is offering a $200 reward for information leading to the capture of the Weinergate Hacker. Iowahawk has put up $1,000 to bring the Weiner Hacker to justice.

Red hot Obama Birth Certificate schwag! Get your red hot Obama t-shirts just $25 bucks! And coffee mugs at the low low price of $15!

And they don’t even charge extra for the XXL size. How socialist of them. Redistribute the cost.

Unfortunately, Obama’s re-election campaign does not offer payment options for the people who get government handouts.

How will that money flow back into the Democratic Party coffers? Oh the humanity.

I have to wonder what the hell they were thinking though. Coffee mugs? Really?

This is what they are using to get donations. Coffee mugs. I don’t remember the last time I bought one, and when I did I sure as hell did not want a mug that reminded me of deficits and jobs lost every time I took a sip.

Made in the USA. More like Born in the USA and Made by Alinsky.

But what if stupid crap like this works and it helps lead Obama to re-election? It will be pretty embarrassing for the Republican Party if the best they have to offer can’t beat a coffee mug donation drive (I’m looking at you Ron Paul).

Worse yet will be the millions of robots walking around in their Obama Birth Certificate t-shirts at Six Flags and WalMarts this Summer. For the love of all humanity do not let this happen.

I also wonder where the t-shirts are made. Perhaps the MAS Intimates Thurulie in Sri Lanka?

It is considered one of the greenest clothing factories in the world and pays workers well above the average there. The key word being “there”. MAS isn’t the worst exploiter of labor, but a better exploiter. Or something like that.

They don’t have air conditioning, as well as lighting to operate a third shift. Even sweatshops are going green these days.

Get your sweatshop Obama Schwag! We only pay fifteen cents a t-shirt but we charge $25!