Political Humor

Although there seems to be plenty of glowing praise as to how wonderful and magnificent President Obama is, I liked the speech on Kinetic Military Action in Libya much better when President Bush gave it.

Ah, yes, the campaign strategy for Obama in 2012. So, I would assume you are not too fond of Obama out on the war trail then, correct.

Or not. President Obama is just so DREEEEEAMY!
(Typical Obama voter – speaking out her ass.)

Hot on the heels of the highly successful -quick in and out, no mission creep, let’s just keep the enemy’s planes grounded for a little while- strategies of Bosnia and Iraq, War Lord in Chief, Barack Obama, is seriously looking at the option of imposing a No Fly Zone For Oil over Libya.

Not content with just the two wars George Bush left him, he feels the overwhelming need to surpass his predecessor. Having out golfed and spent him, Obama now wants a third war -to secure his legacy of superiority over W.

It’s a no brainer, (seriously), since with Obama in the White House, Gitmo is no longer a recruiting tool for those extremist of unknown origin, and the so called, “war” in Afghanistan is really nothing more than Community Organizing.

I’m not sure how Obama will get around all of those Democrats, who see the current wars as unfunded liabilities, and believe that they should have been paid for through tax increases, but John Kerry says it’s a good idea, so let the next U.S. led war for oil in the Middle East begin.

With Obama and his teleprompter in charge, I’m positive we’ll get full Muslim support this time, and the outcome will be much better.

President Obama voluntary bent over and grabbed his ankles in front of Republicans last night. Sounds like the minority party -who according to Dems and Obama himself, held him hostage and had to be negotiated with like terrorist-  launched a massive heat-seeking, moisture missile into his shorts.

Looks like the Commander in Chief took one for the team. Problem is, the team doesn’t seem to appreciate his bi-partisan approach. Better get use to the feeling, that was just the first one to arrive in a salvo.

So the rich will get richer, and Obama will get blamed. Win, win, if you ask me. N0w, even I can keep more of my ill gotten gains in the form of a non-existent Tax Break.

Lookin’ a little green there, dude.  What? If  Jon Stewart can call him that…